| Uhh. |
| yeah. |
| Jersey baby!
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| Welcome to Jersey, ya heard?
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| Yeah, uh!
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| Can’t even pump your own gas here!
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| Yo. |
| yeah, yeah, yo
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| I live alone in the armpit, of the nation
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| In the state with the densest population
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| The Garden State, where the gardener wrecks it
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| I tell people where I live by the exit
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| Joisey, where hygene’s secondary
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| If the locals ever saw a real book they’d commit Hari Kari
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| Neon glow car, chain around the license plate
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| Two inches off of the ground, it’s like a rollerskate
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| Me and my neighbors play a game whenever we’re at
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| Baskin Robbins, seein who can count the most flavors
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| Aiyyo, if you’re lookin for class you’re outta luck
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| The state symbol is Calvin, urinating on a Ford truck
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| Muscle shirts are considered formal attire
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| My neighbor’s hobby is to sit for hours watchin the drier
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| And at the strip club, is the Bride of Frankenstein
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| With a back so hairy that it’s a crime
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| Before you visit that park you best be insured
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| Everyone I know has come back severely injured
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| Don’t look at me cause it’s out of my control
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| People disappear for years in our massive pot holes, whoa!
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| Y’all wanna live my lifestyle
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| Never had a job, never seen a dentist
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| Wanna hang with the boys, go to Wal*Mart
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| Visit me and I’ma show you inbred
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| At least half the state, has major brain damage
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| You can get the same replies talkin to a ham sandwich
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| My next door neighbor, only bathes on a Friday
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| But every single day he uses soap to wash his driveway
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| That’s why the first week in July as we speak
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| Is «National Be Nice to New Jersey Week»
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| God help you if you wanna turn left, you’d have to be deft
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| Usually you have to make three rights to go left
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| And get this, if you take the folks on my street
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| And add 'em up, maybe you could get a full set of teeth
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| You wouldn’t believe, but one of 'em forgot how to breathe
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| So much hair in their nose you could make your own weave
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| It’s a last resort, where chickens can be child support
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| And driving is a contact sport
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| It’s where malls are considered a shrine
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| I’ve lived here for three years, I’m fittin in just fine
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| It’s a place where kids play the game Name Those Scents
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| Where all the garbage gets recycled into lawn ornaments
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| Yeah all the freaks in my town all belong in the pound
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| Even Smokey the Bear said go 'head, burn it down, go on! |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song New Jersey Lifestyle , by - Sudden Death. Song from the album Fatal Accident Zone, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп