Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Star Trek Life , by - Sudden Death. Song from the album Fatal Accident Zone, in the genre Рэп и хип-хопRelease date: 29.04.2002
Record label: Sudden Death
Song language: English
Star Trek Life |
| It’s a Star Trek life for us |
| It’s a Star Trek life for us! |
| Steadda work-outs, feed my gut |
| Steadda drivin, beam me up! |
| It’s a Star Trek life |
| Standin on the line a-waitin', the new movie |
| And I’ve been here for a couple-of-days |
| I’m drivin a car that looks like a Klingon Bird of Prey |
| I know the exchange rate to convert dollars to latinum, you know my type |
| The perfect complement for when we dine, is Blood Wine |
| People think I’m out of my Vulcan mind, oh well |
| Where all my homes with the rubber ears, and fake hair |
| It may seem highly illogical, I don’t care |
| I’d love to build a replica of Quark’s, we don’t dare |
| Get upset by all the snide remarks, and funny stares |
| I put on a Starfleet uniform and strutted, uh-huh |
| I put on some make-up so my face looked rutted, uh-huh |
| I grab a B’at L’eth and act like a hot-head |
| I met Marina Sirtis and greeted her like Butthead («Hey baby!») |
| You know I’d love to take her out some day |
| But the Rules of Acquisition say she’d have to pay |
| It’s a Star Trek life for us |
| It’s a Star Trek life for us |
| Steada pizza, we eat Gach |
| Steada Fido, he’s Tuvac |
| It’s a Star Trek life |
| My beer belly hangs out, of the t-shirt |
| That I’ve had since 1983, all faded and stained |
| We live at conventions, spendin my entire pension |
| I took a pill that made my blood turn green, I prefer that |
| I go to bed wishin, that I wake up on a five year mission |
| I had a vision of Gawron, said I have no honor |
| And I’ll never get on a girl or two |
| But I’ll lose my virginity if it’s the last thing I do |
| I want all those cool toys, from the Klingon knives |
| To the phasers, transporters, holodecks, and warp drives |
| And it’d be great to let Seven of Nine assimilate me |
| Wait, but a Tribble wouldn’t date me |
| Got a phaser for a remote control |
| Deflector dish for my cereal bowl |
| Lost my keys in a wormhole |
| My licence plate reads N-C-C-1−7-0−1-D |
| I only wish it could go Warp 3 |
| It’s a Star Trek life for us |
| It’s a Star Trek life for us |
| Steadda papers, read e-zines |
| Steadda mother-in-law, The Borg Qween |
| It’s a Star Trek life for us |
| It’s a Star Trek life for us |
| Steadda datin, we roll play |
| Steadda «good luck», say Q’apla! |
| It’s a Star Trek life |