| This one goes out to all the creepers
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| This one’s for you creepers
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| From fuckin' Spose (Spose!)
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| Wells, Maine in the house
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| Look it is alright if you’re sucking at life
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| And you’re looking like death
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| Smelling like Bud Light buddy it is alright
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| If you’ve never done a wholesome thing
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| And you’re wallet’s still as skinny as an Olsen twin
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| Just know, you can go low and recover
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| Even Jay-Z sold crack to his mother
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| Even babies that were born in poverty
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| Could win the lottery I mean shit look at me
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| I’m the dope mic muckler blunt smoke suckler
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| Kick snare high head smotherer
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| And the fact is I used to have glasses and braces
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| And even if I still did I would have passion to
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| Take it up higher than Balloon Boy fired unemployed
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| I worked a bunch of jobs that I didn’t enjoy
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| But did I stay down? |
| No
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| I was way down no
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| Now I’m up like coke heads at sunrise
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| So you’ve been a sketchball? |
| (sketchball) A douche bag? |
| (douche bag)
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| It’s never to late to get your groove back
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| So here’s a news flash (news flash) a true fact (true fact)
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| Tomorrow’s a new day you knew that
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| It is alright if you’re sucking at life
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| And you lost your keys and phone last night
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| It is alright if you’ve done it all wrong
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| Cause you could get it right by the end of this song
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| Hey, stop sniffing the white put your hands up
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| Stop beating your wife and put your hands up
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| Stop treating your offspring like Kate Gosling
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| And bounce with me 'til you’re fucking exhausted
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| Come on
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| Walk a mile in my Nike sp’s
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| You can see that I used to be an ass wipe
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| I spent cash on weed that I really did need
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| I was bummin' when I saw the fucking gas light
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| But it’s true very few get their life cleaned up
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| You can see a sex offender in an ice cream truck
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| But you can change from being rapist-y
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| To being educated maybe with a great degree
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| With a life and a wife and a dog and a job in masonry
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| And you don’t gotta wait to be great so impatiently
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| Man you can change now just don’t aim down
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| Step your game up
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| There’s hope if you’re still breathing even
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| If you’ve been a sketchball (sketchball) A douche bag? |
| (douche bag)
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| It’s never to late to get your groove back
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| So here’s a news flash (news flash) a true fact (true fact)
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| Tomorrow’s a new day you knew that
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| It is alright if you’re sucking at life
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| And you lost your keys and phone last night
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| It is alright if you’ve done it all wrong
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| Cause you could get it right, everybody sing along
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| Come on
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| Look lady if you’re trying to lose weight maybe you should put the donut down
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| (donut down)
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| Lookie here dude you’re 33 maybe you should be the grown up now (a grown up now)
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| Don’t you see things could be lovely
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| If you’re Kevin Federline don’t buy munchies
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| If you’re Tiger Woods stop getting lucky
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| Shit, if you’re Micheal Vick don’t buy a puppy
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| If you’re pitiful
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| You should stop sniffling
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| It will be difficult
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| But it can be different
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| You can transform from your troubles triplin'
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| To stacking paper Dunder Mifflin
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| Even if you’ve been a sketchball (sketchball) A douche bag? |
| (douche bag)
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| It’s never to late to get your groove back
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| So here’s a news flash (news flash) a true fact (true fact)
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| Tomorrow’s a new day you knew that
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| It is alright if you’re sucking at life
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| And you lost your keys and phone last night
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| It is alright if you’ve done it all wrong
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| Cause you could get it right, all the children sing along
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| Even if you’ve been a sketchball (sketchball) A douche bag? |
| (douche bag)
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| It’s never to late to get your groove back
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| So here’s a news flash (news flash) a true fact (true fact)
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| Tomorrow’s a new day you knew that
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| It is alright if you’re sucking at life
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| And you lost your keys and phone last night
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| It is alright if you’ve done it all wrong
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| Cause you could get it right, go home and rip bongs
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| I’m gone |