| Everybody won’t you please buckle up
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| As I step behind the wheel
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| Gonna take you to a small little town
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| In the dark where it’s really real
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| It might look so nice in pictures
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| But I swear that you don’t know
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| That underneath the surface all the scary things are lurking
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| Come on baby let me take you home
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| As we take a left turn onto roads that’s dirt
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| We see a raccoon scurry and the crows disperse
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| And up here on the left, my ex-Barber
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| Jeff shot his wife to death
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| Then he turned the gun and killed himself next
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| And up here on the right
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| That’s the tree where my sister’s friend Christine
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| Hit the shit and died when she was 15
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| Never got drunk or went to precalc
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| Memorialized in car decals
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| And on the left if you look into the window ‘hind those evergreens
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| You’ll see a 23 year old having sex with a girl who is 17
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| And if we park right here, an owl’s eating a mouse
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| We see Sandra silhouetted, soundless, leaving her house
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| To go and cheat on her spouse
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| Saw my region looking scenic in that picture you took
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| But you could always find the dirt if you know where to look
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| Get in the car
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| Everybody won’t you please buckle up
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| As I step behind the wheel
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| Gonna take you to a small little town
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| In the dark where it’s really real
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| It might look so nice in pictures
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| But I swear that you don’t know
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| That underneath the surface all the scary things are lurking
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| Come on baby let me take you home
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| As we continue the voyage into southern Wells
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| That’s the barn where my homie’s sister hung herself
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| We never talked about it when we’re there for dinner
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| Even though the walls still got all her school pictures
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| Oh that restaurant over there, that’s a tourist trap
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| Where my buddy Jack’s dad snapped like a quarterback
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| It was Friday evening, man it must have been insane
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| He tried to run over Jack’s stepdad at the custody exchange
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| Meanwhile, in the kitchen of the restaurant
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| The cook feel blurry, it’s plural Estefan’s
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| Grinding the teeth in his tattoo’d face
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| Did coke off the toilet in his bathroom break
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| And up here on the right, one night was snowy white like cool whip
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| I came across this chick I went to school with walking by herself
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| I said, «Online, it looking like you were living the dream»
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| She wiped a tear, said, «Things aren’t always what they seem»
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| Everybody won’t you please buckle up
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| As I step behind the wheel
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| Gonna take you to a small little town
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| In the dark where it’s really real
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| It might look so nice in pictures
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| But I swear that you don’t know
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| That underneath the surface all the scary things are lurking
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| Come on baby let me take you home
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| My blinker signal like a vigil in the darkest of night
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| Venus and Mars, stars all sparkling bright
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| Take a look at that apartment there on your right
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| That’s where my friend Kate lived the hardest of lifes
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| She was pretty, eighth grade had the carnal delights
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| She had a baby, born disabled, but this part isn’t right
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| Kate loved her as a mother, but she was 8 when she died
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| Now even when she’s full, Kate feels empty inside
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| But suffering is nothing new, you can’t be that surprised
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| 'Cause there were 40 thousand in the Abenaki tribe
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| By 1758, we killed ‘em all off
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| All these little kid bodies hauled off with smallpox
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| These roads paved on their graves, waves crash like accidents
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| Killed them all then named our yearbook after ‘em
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| You might not see it when you’re staying in Maine
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| But it gets real when you peel away the layers of paint
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| Everybody won’t you please buckle up
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| As I step behind the wheel
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| Gonna take you to a small little town
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| In the dark where it’s really real
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| It might look so nice in pictures
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| But I swear that you don’t know
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| That underneath the surface all the scary things are lurking
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| Come on baby let me take you home
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| Take you home
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| Let me take you home, yeah
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| Getting dark outside, yeah
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| It’s getting dark outside, uh
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| It’s getting dark outside, yeah
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| Baby run and hide
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| It’s getting dark outside
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| Let me take you home, yeah
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| It’s getting dark outside
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| Baby go run and hide
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| It’s getting dark outside, yeah
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| You know it
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| Fuck off |