| Shut your fat face
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| I gotta blurt it in a verse because the twerps is throwing dirt up on my name
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| It’s Peter Sparker, known to grip it
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| Quick to skip a parking ticket, double digit, if I get it up in Maine
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| I got jokes, I’m never funny with the written
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| Maybe you heard about it
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| Sunny disposition, with the urine clouded
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| You’re Derrick Rose on the toilet, making bull crap
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| Handing me the mic is like the ball to a fullback
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| Already busted in, too late to pull back
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| Still got the itch like I been wearing a wool mask
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| P. Dank’s the symbol to know
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| I got the nimblest flow under the Timberland cloak
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| You wanna roll with the evergreens? |
| Better be dope!
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| Think you can Park and catch Rec? |
| Ha, Leslie Knope!
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| I wanna kill every rapper ending lines with «yo»
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| Quick to flick a Humpty-Dumpty, leave him dripping with the yolk
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| And same with these cats ending raps with letters, B
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| That’s like admitting that you think I’m better, G
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| You’ll never be as def as me, you wanna end my reverie
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| They wanna catch me separately and take all of my recipes
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| They’re yearning for my expertise and burning all my effigies
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| And lying to the referees and crying to the deputies
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| I’m thinking, «slow down, lady»
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| My rhymes dirty as the floor at the ho down, baby
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| My circle never sounds square any go-round, Amy
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| Each LP, I got the speech healthy
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| I’m doing magic tricks with the hand they dealt me
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| ‘Cause I take fan bases, I don’t take selfies, still bimpin'
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| Still bimpin' in the year one three
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| It’s Peter Sparker in the place to be
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| I got this beat from my man up in Waterville, his name’s Mike Be
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| Now I give it to you peeps to peep, so check it out
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| Still bimpin' in the year one three
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| It’s Peter Sparker in the place to be
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| I got this beat from my man up in Waterville, his name’s Mike Be
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| He probably made it on the 303
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| Being true when dispensing my vocals
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| Got me the dude who invented bifocals
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| All up in my wallet, bumpin' Illadelph, ill as Hell
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| Clean bill of health, gorilla smell, still in Wells
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| I’d rather be smart than cool
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| Sippin' screwdrivers hammered out in Sanford but I’m far from tool
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| I’d rather be a good dad, than in the manure
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| In the sewer, evildoers, cheese-chasing with the hoodrats
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| So I’m raising my daughter
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| Her toes pruny in the bath as the raisins I bought her
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| Mics torn like Achilles, to pay the bill-ies
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| I went from blazing Phillies to raising Lilys, for really
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| But you know my steez
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| Watching Jeopardy while I smoke my trees
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| I met Mike Be in the year '03
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| And if I ran for president I bet he’d vote for me, I’m still bimpin'
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| Still bimpin' in the year one three
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| It’s Peter Sparker in the place to be
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| I got this beat from my man up in Waterville, his name’s Mike Be
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| Now I give it to you freaks to peep, so check it out
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| Still bimpin' in the year one three
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| It’s Peter Sparker in the place to be
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| I got this beat from my man up in Waterville, his name’s Mike Be
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| I bet he made it on the 303
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| I was wannabe who turned to an anomaly, my policy is always state facts
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| Because I’m the only me
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| So if I tell it how I smell it, never embellish, I could make great tracks
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| Man, look I came from nothing
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| So it’s somethin' when I’m bumpin' Smashing Pumpkins when I’m ridin' on a jet
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| My etymology is
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| Kept the mic close as Ghostface to Wallabees and always broke a sweat
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| I stay repping for the Jeff who got the new subs in the old whip
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| Bumpin' Spose shit on his way to the brew pub
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| Rappers say they scoop nugs like Snoop does
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| And they’ll inflict harm ‘cause they got more arms than a group hug
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| But fuck that, I don’t want the cool points
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| I just rock the show, get the money, smoke dual joints
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| But thinking that my rhymes aren’t awesome?
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| That shit’s forbidden like items at an auction
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| Because I grinded form the ground up
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| Back when hashtags wouldn’t pound us
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| In this spit shit, I met more dicks than the town slut
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| Back when my bank account was zero, even if you round up
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| But, I kept grinding like teeth while asleep
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| Skipped the beach for the beats, no belief in defeat
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| All my peeps wanna sneak, wanna see Pete deceased
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| ‘Cause I’m on the road more than I’m in the streets |
| I’m still learning, incomplete in my dome
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| Repeatedly honed by two women I greet at my home
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| When I’m reading my poems, that’s me in my zone
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| I got bars on the tongue like I’m eating my phone, I’m still bimpin'
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| Still bimpin' in the year one three
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| It’s Peter Sparker in the place to be
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| I got this beat from my man up in Waterville, his name’s Mike Be
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| Now I give it to you freaks to peep, so check it out
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| Still bimpin' in the year one three
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| It’s Peter Sparker in the place to be
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| I got this beat from my man up in Waterville, his name’s Mike Be
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| I’m sure he made it on the 303, with an NPC
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| (M-M-Mike-Mike Be)
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| What’s my man? |
| Mike Be (Mike Be)
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| What’s his name? |
| (Mike Be)
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| (Mike Be the beatboxer)
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| (Mike-Mike-Mike-Mike-Mike Be, Mike Be, Mike Be)
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| Shout out to the whole P. Dank
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| EA, Cam Groves, Lady E, Shane Reis, Doc Astro
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| O-O-O-O-Ock Cousteau, let it go, let it flow
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| S to the P to the O, known to rock the show and then get the dough
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| Piece in the Nissan whip
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| You got chicken nuggets, I’ma need a piece of that shit
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| Break me off some barbeque sauce, hard to get lost
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| When you get this GPS all up on the iPhone
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| Dope rhymes off of my dome
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| They wanna steal all of my poems
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| Why’s that? |
| ‘Cause their poems suck
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| Hope somebody shoots their dome up, bloaw!
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| Leave 'em looking like a donut
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| I’m just kidding, I’m just kidding, don’t kill people |