| I wanna be a hipster, get a couple pairs of pants from my sister
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| Get wax for my mustache whiskers
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| Keep it growing till I’m looking like a drifter
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| Whoooa, I guess I’ll be a hipster
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| Let everybody know that I’m lookin'
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| For some cigarettes and some couch cushions
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| For the day that I move out to Brooklyn
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| And start a band
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| And the name of the band will be some symbols
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| And our music will never sound simple
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| And when people start to like us
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| We’ll break up ‘cause people liking is lame
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| And we’re weird
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| Weird, weirder than you
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| I don’t sip an I.P.A
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| I sip that double I.P.A
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| Vanilla Stout
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| Brewed with nutmeg and barley from
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| Some country besides Bavaria
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| ‘Cause Bavaria’s too trendy and I don’t like anything that’s trendy
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| Even though I’m just a fucking poser
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| I’ll be a hipster, get a couple pairs of pants from my sister
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| Get wax for my mustache whiskers
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| Keep it growing till I’m looking like a drifter
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| Whoooa, I guess I’ll be a hipster
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| Let all my friends out there know that I’m lookin'
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| For cigarettes and some couch cushions
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| For the day that I move out to Brookyln
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| And start a band |