| Oh yeah, oh yeah, this one’s for the kids
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| Oh yeah, oh yeah, so I’m not gonna say sh-
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| Or fu-, or any words you can’t say kindergarten
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| All my six year-olds here getting started
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| This that one you can play in the car without having to turn the swears down
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| You don’t need a radio edit, this is the radio edit, it’s right here now
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| I am tired of the fresh beat, banned songs
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| So I had to make that «bump it in the van» song
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| Backseat, how you feel, how you feel now? |
| (Woo!)
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| Let’s hit Wendy’s, hit McDonald’s, happy meal now (Woop)
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| We’ll get the toy you want so bad
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| But I know like in a month, I’ma be throwing that toy out
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| Man, it’s sort of divine
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| Riding 'round with a six year-old sort-of-a mind
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| Let’s watch Frozen for the hundred-fortieth time
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| And pretend we’re still shocked when Hans is a bad guy
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| (Spoiler alert!) This the moms' and the dads' rhymes
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| (Tuck it in the shirt) Let’s sing along in the Dodge
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| Like your daughter learned every word to Nicki Minaj
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| That she heard on the radio, way to go
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| This is for the moms in the front seat (front seat)
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| Coupons, on her way to buy lunch meat (I see you, mom!)
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| I know you’re at the park with your daughter nowadays
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| But you still know every word to «Forgot About Dre»
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| Oh yeah, oh yeah, this one’s for the kids
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| Oh yeah, oh yeah, so I’m not gonna say sh-
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| Or fu-, or any words you can’t say in the first grade
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| All my two year-olds go, «It's your birthday!»
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| This that one you can play in the car without having to turn the swears down
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| You don’t need a radio edit, this is the radio edit, it’s right here now
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| We’re not there yet, are we? |
| If you playing Barbies
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| Listening to Barney, we gon' throw a party
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| 'til we’re scanning Arnies from Cameron to Carly
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| If you’re in a car seat, put your sippy cups in the air right now
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| Throw the food on the floor a little more, in the high chair right now
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| Crayons on the door if you don’t care right now
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| I know sometimes I spit it explicit
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| Sticker on my CD from all my elicit linguistics
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| I’m tryin' to fix it, I guess that is mainly what this is
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| So I won’t say the A word, the B word
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| The C word, the D word, the E word, the F word
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| Eliminate the guess work so you could drive a while
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| Couple miles with your hands off the dial
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| You know I got your back, mom, if you like rap songs
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| But you don’t like when your kid says
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| Oh yeah, oh yeah, this one’s for the kids
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| Oh yeah, oh yeah, so I’m not gonna say sh-
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| Or fu-, or any words you can’t say kindergarten
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| All my six year-olds here getting started
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| This that one you can play in the car without having to turn the swears down
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| You don’t need a radio edit, this is the radio edit, it’s right here now
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| I am tired of the fresh beat, banned songs (Sorry Twist)
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| So I had to make that «bump it in the van» song
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| This that one you can play in the car without having to turn the swears down
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| (Turn it up!)
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| You don’t need a radio edit, this is the radio edit, it’s right here now
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| First grade
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| (Forget it, Jerry! That’s my line, not yours)
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| (Shut up, Kayla. So eat it, get it, Jerry)
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| Shout out to Bridget, shout out to May
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| Shout out to Lily and Daisy and Cal
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| I be in the place right now
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| Say, «Ah yeah!»
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| Ah, yeah!
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| Say, «Ah yeah!»
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| Ah, yeah!
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| Say, «Bleep!»
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| Bleep!
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| Say, «Bleep!»
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| Bleep!
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| Ah, yeah!
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| You don’t need a radio edit, it’s right here now
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| Ah, yeah!
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| Say, «Turkey burgers»
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| Turkey burgers
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| Get it, Jerry!
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| (Get it, Jerry! And that’s mine) |