| If I was whipping by the bay side, sunny in the daytime
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| Riding in what Drake drives, sipping on a margarita
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| Probably bumping old Snoop, top down, roll through
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| Better than ever like I was Spose 2 (that'd be pretty dope)
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| If I never had to be a old dude (that'd be pretty dope)
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| If I had my own mansion, own zoo (that'd be pretty dope)
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| Dunkin Donuts wanna sponsor me with Cold Brew
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| And if I asked my homie if anybody died today and he was like «nah, dude»
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| That’d be pretty dope if we stayed kids, cause the world’s ruined by adults
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| If I had a castle with a moat and put every asshole in catapults and let it go
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| like
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| If Obama hit me on the text
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| And let me know he’s loaning me the jet
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| It’d be pretty dope if all of that came true, but it won’t
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| So everybody sing the hook like you’ll die if you don’t
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| If Jay Z showed up to my video (that'd be pretty dope)
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| If we didn’t kill the Cherokees and Seminoles (that'd be pretty dope)
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| If my girl showed up wearing minimal and handed me the medical
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| 'Cause now it isn’t criminal (that'd be pretty dope)
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| If we paid good money to the teachers (that'd be pretty dope)
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| If every hungry kid got a pizza (that'd be pretty dope)
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| If human beings weren’t the worst creature
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| And Kendrick wanna donate me a feature, ayup (that'd be pretty dope)
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| If Beyoncé showed up at my show at the merch table
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| And she said «hey, let’s be friends» (that'd be pretty dope)
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| If I didn’t have to purchase four hundred other channels
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| Just so I could get ESPN (that'd be pretty dope)
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| If we had world peace in every nation (that'd be pretty dope)
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| If every child’s given education (that'd be pretty dope)
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| If someone had a revelation, passed some legislation
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| Made it so elation is an obligation on every occasion that’d be
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| Pretty dope if someone’d save my soul
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| That’d be pretty dope if they did
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| 'Cause I’m not trying to go to hell if that exists
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| Because I been sinning since I was ten years old
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| That’d be pretty dope for a white guy
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| If Wyclef rolled up, sang the hook one time
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| If Jay Z showed up to my video (that'd be pretty dope)
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| If we didn’t kill the Cherokees and Seminoles (that'd be pretty dope)
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| If my girl showed up wearing minimal and handed me the medical
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| 'Cause now it isn’t criminal (that'd be pretty dope)
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| If we paid good money to the teachers (that'd be pretty dope)
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| If every hungry kid got a pizza (that'd be pretty dope)
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| If human beings weren’t the worst creature
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| And Kendrick wanna donate me a feature, ayup (that'd be pretty dope)
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| If nobody ever killed BIG and then he heard Eminem’s Slim Shady LP
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| And when he went in the lab to make album number 3
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| They had a track together both at their peak (that'd be pretty dope)
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| If my shoes never came untied (that'd be pretty dope)
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| If I woke up and Donald Trump died (that'd be pretty dope)
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| If there was nothing I had ever done wrong
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| And people thought Spose had more than one song (that'd be pretty dope)
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| If there was a marathon and I could win it without getting winded only after
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| like a mile or two (that'd be pretty dope)
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| If your twenties wasn’t spending a while confused
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| If there wasn’t any child abuse (that'd be pretty dope)
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| If I could go and wipe the slate clean (that'd be pretty dope)
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| If the Celtics won banner 18 (that'd be pretty dope)
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| If I didn’t get chlamydia in India from this chick Lydia --
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| I’m just kidding I don’t have chlamydia, I’ve never been to India
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| If Jay Z showed up to my video (that'd be pretty dope)
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| If we didn’t kill the Cherokees and Seminoles (that'd be pretty dope)
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| If my girl showed up wearing minimal and handed me the medical
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| 'Cause now it isn’t criminal (yeah yeah)
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| If we paid good money to the teachers (that'd be pretty dope)
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| If every hungry kid got a pizza (that'd be pretty dope)
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| If human beings weren’t the worst creature
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| And Kendrick wanna donate me a feature, ayup (that'd be pretty dope)
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| If this album went right to number one
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| And if there weren’t any guns
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| And I was bumping Chronic 2001
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| Riding under the sun
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| Well that’d be pretty dope
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| Yeah yeah
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| That’d be pretty dope
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| That’d be pretty dope
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| That’d be pretty dope
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| That’d be pretty dope
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| Yeah yeah
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| Yeah yeah |