| What if I told you that I wanna whoop that ass tonight — can you dig it?
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| Cause I wanna give it all to you
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| What if I told you I would give you all that shit that your girlfriends want
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| you can have it
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| Cause I’m hiding my love in you
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| I don’t want to be too robust, but you know what?
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| Girl, you don’t suck
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| Plus, you read Harry Potter, I read Harry Potter
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| Lets go halves on a daughter, pretty sure that I could be a father
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| You heard the record so you know that I’m impoverished
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| Bank account negative a dollar, you cool with that?
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| I’m coming over, got me buying Dentyne Ice and lint rollers
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| Plus you’re pretty good at Jeopardy
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| And dumb girls are cool but at thanksgiving I don’t want them next to me
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| So I’m giving you the gravy, lady, groovy, that we were both born in the 80's
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| Plus, my mom’s all impressed cause you’re not retarded
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| Got your own car, own job, own apartment
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| Girl you must be tricked
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| I though when you knew the deal you would leave me quick
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| But you got me saying:
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| What if I told you that I wanna whoop that ass tonight — can you dig it?
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| Cause I wanna give it all to you
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| What if I told you I would give you all that shit that your girlfriends want
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| you can have it
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| Cause I’m hiding my love in you
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| Girl I like that you don’t have AIDs
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| And that you cover the rent when I don’t get paid
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| And the dinner that you simmer saute
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| Made it so I haven’t been to Taco Bell in like days
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| You know I’m a fan of ya
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| Your booty make me wanna start a family up
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| Plus you like Coheed &Cambria
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| But you rap all the words to «Ante Up»
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| We’ll be at our wedding yelling «Kidnap that fool!»
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| I’m blazed so you let me take a nap that’s cool
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| Previous to you it was all fast food
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| Sleeping on couches and shouting at rap dudes
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| I wouldn’t put it past you to pass two Pabst Blues
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| Do some ass moves while I make it rain gas loot
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| In the meantime I’ll clean up this cat poop
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| Sing it Matthew
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| What if I told you that I wanna whoop that ass tonight — can you dig it?
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| Cause I wanna give it all to you
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| What if I told you I would give you all that shit that your girlfriends want
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| you can have it
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| Cause I’m hiding my love in you
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| What if I told you that I wanna fuck that ass tonight — can you dig it?
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| Cause I wanna give it all to you
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| What if I told you I would give you all that shit that your girlfriends want
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| you can have it
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| Cause I’m hiding my love in you |