| Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome
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| I don’t necessarily need to be here for this
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| I’m gonna keep the headphones though
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| Motherfucker I’m awesome!
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| No you’re not dude, don’t lie
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| I’m awesome!
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| I’m driving around in my mom’s ride
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| I’m awesome!
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| A quarter of my life gone by
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| And I met all my friends on-line
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| Motherfucker I’m awesome!
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| I will run away from a brawl
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| I’m awesome!
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| There’s no voice mail, nobody called
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| I’m awesome!
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| I can’t afford to buy eight balls
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| And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
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| You know my pants sag low (low)
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| Even though (though) that went out of style
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| Like ten years ago (go)
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| Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple
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| I got little biceps getting fatter in the middle
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| And lyrically I’m not the best
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| Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet
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| So preposterous feel the awesomeness
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| The most obnoxious guest up at the sausage fest
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| Oh yes!
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| The girls are repulsed so I hide in my hood like I’m joining a cult
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| Uh uh
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| I’m as nervous as my cat Ol' Dirty Curtis
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| All my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased
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| Me? |
| I’ll never date an actress
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| Got too many back zits
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| Plus my whole home aroma is cat piss
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| Every show I do is poorly promoted
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| And if you like this it’s cause my little sister wrote it
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| I’m awesome!
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| No you’re not dude, don’t lie
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| I’m awesome!
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| I’m driving around in my mom’s ride
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| I’m awesome!
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| A quarter of my life gone by
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| And I met all my friends on-line
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| Motherfucker I’m awesome!
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| I will run away from a brawl
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| I’m awesome!
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| There’s no voice mail, nobody called
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| I’m awesome!
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| I can’t afford to buy eight balls
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| And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
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| I’m awesome!
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| (Swagger of a cripple)
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| Check it out
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| I’m from Maine and I don’t hunt (nope) and I can’t ski
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| Smoke weed but I can’t roll blunts
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| Find me whipped my wifey
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| My neck not icy
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| Eatin' at McDonald’s because Subway is pricey
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| Uh and my unibrow is plucked
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| Just ask my mom if I could borrow ten bucks
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| She’s like «for what? |
| blunt wraps and some Heinekens?
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| You skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins»
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| I’m like mom, please don’t blame it on me
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| I got my bad habits from you, dad and Aunt Steve
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| My attitudes sour but my futon’s sweet
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| And the hair on my ass it is Jumanji
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| Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift
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| Can’t tweet up on my Twitter
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| Cause I haven’t done shit
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| Bank account red, body ungroomed
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| Only thing good about me is I’m off stage soon
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| I’m awesome!
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| No you’re not dude, don’t lie
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| I’m awesome!
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| I’m driving around in my mom’s ride
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| I’m awesome!
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| A quarter of my life gone by
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| And I met all my friends on-line
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| Motherfucker I’m awesome!
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| I will run away from a brawl
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| I’m awesome!
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| There’s no voice mail, nobody called
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| I’m awesome!
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| I can’t afford to buy eight balls
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| And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
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| I’m awesome!
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| (Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift)
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| Further more I’m cornier than ethanol
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| Cheesier than provolone
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| I spent ages eight to ten living in a motor home
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| With an ego the size of Tim Duncan
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| Even though I got shit for brains like a Blumpkin
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| I’m twenty four serving lobster rolls
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| Because I spent a decade filling Optimos
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| And I’m not even the bomb in Maine on my game
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| I’m only about as sexy as John McCain
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| Now put your hands up
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| If you have nightmares
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| If you wouldn’t man up
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| If there was a fight here
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| If you got dandruff
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| If you drink light beer
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| I’m out of breath…
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| But I’m awesome!
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| No you’re not dude, don’t lie
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| I’m awesome!
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| I’m driving around in my mom’s ride
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| I’m awesome!
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| A quarter of my life gone by
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| And I met all my friends on-line
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| Motherfucker I’m awesome!
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| I will run away from a brawl
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| I’m awesome!
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| There’s no voice mail, nobody called
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| I’m awesome!
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| I can’t afford to buy eight balls
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| And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
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| I’m awesome! |
Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song I'm Awesome, artist - Spose. Album song Happy Medium, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп