| No, no no no no
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| I’m not doing a fast flow
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| Let’s take it back to old school Mac
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| Let’s go back a few years
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| I’m on vacation for life
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| Can I please have another, Mojito for me and the young lady here
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| Let’s do something smooth and slow
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| Check it out
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| I wrote a message in a bottle
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| And that motherfucker said
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| «I'm completely totally out of my head
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| With every single breath I know I’m better off dead
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| So I’m laying in a casket crisp sweater soft red
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| I take a hit of DMT
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| And into space I project
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| Pretty flowers gotta lay on my neck
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| In the fucking pretty flowers I just lay on my back
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| Never stressing about money
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| I just lay here relaxed
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| I’m on vacation
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| Congratulations on your baby though its much due
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| About my life I want to update you
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| I bought an island
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| Yeah
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| I bought an island
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| With some pocket change
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| I’m the same person since the last I wrote
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| Just the clock has changed
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| How you been though
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| Last time I saw you, you were dancing to the tempo of some alto sax cocktail
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| music
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| On the 47th floor of a New York City Skyscraper
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| October weather freezing rain hitting the window
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| Cocaine in your lymph-node
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| Orchid Flowers painted on your big-toe
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| Hoping you could find a guy to kiss slow
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| Your first choice was Adam
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| And your second choice Lorenzo
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| I was too timid to step to you and make my intro
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| Like hello, I just want to marry you for 20 minutes
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| There’s a cab outside, maybe I should run and get it
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| Here’s the keys to a mansion you could live in forever
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| I really hope you want to take my name and number with it
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| But you didn’t
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| Signed Sincerely Yours
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| Anonymous"
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| I hope to meet you one day
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| I sent a text message on a phone with no service
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| And it said:
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| «I'm completely totally out of my head
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| You want another explanation
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| For 20 years I never left the basement
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| For me death is vacation
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| And i have just awakened
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| Don’t give a fuck about society’s demands of me
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| I may not be a millionaire, I’m happy though
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| God Damn, I’m free
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| Wooo
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| I heard you got a job in sales
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| I’m laying on the beach watching whales
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| And if the ocean ever freezes imma walk to Wales
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| Life inside a cubicle for me could not prevail
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| I bought an island
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| I did
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| I bought an island with an IOU
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| I may never pay the money back never intended to
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| Nope, I’m never working again
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| I’ve retired, never letting stress hurt me again
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| Man I’m inspired, never worried if its perfect again»
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| Hopefully one day this text message sends
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| Until then
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| I’m gonna sleep on the beach
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| Getting my dick sucked while eating a peach
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| Contentment is so close I can feel it in my reach
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| You can stress about a billion
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| I’ll be kicking up my feet
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| In my lawn-chair
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| Sipping out coconuts everyday
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| I didn’t start living till I found a hair that was grey
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| The hardest work in the world is watching your children play
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| Lots of directions life can go, but it only moves one way
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| One day you’ll be a senior citizen
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| In a country where the president as a young kid had to eat more Ritalin to focus
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| I can’t focus
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| Felt like I lost my virginity the very first time I voted
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| I used to have no standards man
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| Just tell me where the smoke is
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| Used to feel like feeling hopelessness
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| Was absolutely hopeless
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| I’ve bought an island
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| I’ve bought an island with some quick bucks from a slow biz
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| Thoughts are spilling out me at high voltage
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| I used to think that life was easier when I had no kids
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| Now I know that life is easier when I admit that I don’t know shit
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| This album is over
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| I’ll let you go quick
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| That’s as far as I’ve got
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| Thank you for listening
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| Congratulations on all your failures and accomplishments
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| See you next time |