Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Jihad!, artist - Mac Lethal. Album song 11:11, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 07.04.2008
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Rhymesayers Entertainment
Song language: English
Jihad! |
Fuck Boulevard beer and their corporate bosom |
I’d rather drink with an agnostic woman |
Fuck Applebee’s and their corporate bosom |
I’d rather drink with an atheist woman |
Fuck the young republicans and their corporate bosom |
I’d rather drink with an agnostic woman |
(Hey Kansas City, no more drinkin' Boulevard beer, it’s Flying Monkey mother |
fucker. |
here we go) |
Hey yo Jerry Falwell’s dead, everybody limbo! |
Rap music is the new disco! |
I kick drums down the stairs and laugh |
The sound of paragraphs |
With beasting these bloods with these chumps and their bling-bling that sucks |
The phone goes «ring ring,» wassup? |
Shmuck, I’m here to save the day like I’m Ming Ming the duck fucker |
Ya’ll win the lotto and the foo-foo lives |
The rest of us just kinda hope Bono from U2 dies |
Blind Abercrombie trophy wives run the world like |
«Wow Jennifer, did you lose weight? |
You go girl!» |
I mean it’s corny, it’s filthy; |
So if you ever see me and I’m drivin' in a minivan then fuck it, |
come and kill me! |
But sucka, ya’ll can’t see me like Snuffleupagus |
Now what the fuck is this I wanna kiss so pucker up your lips |
The manwhore will charm ya. |
(wooo!) |
I had it all when I was born like Jamie Lee Curtis and/or Ciara |
Follow, me |
Follow, me |
Follow, me |
(Come on!) |
We gotta have a jihad. |
We gotta have a jihad. |
(Come on!) |
Follow, me |
Follow, me |
Follow, me |
(Come on!) |
We gotta have a jihad. |
Woo weeeeeee ooo |
(Hey!) |
I got a hangover, I could sell the scientific research |
I got my ass kicked last night so now my teeth hurt |
I can’t purchase alcohol on Sundays; |
why? |
Because they believe an invisible man’s in the sky! |
Kirk Cameron thinks sinners need to burn in flames |
I got a gun named Corey Feldman and a gun named Corey Haim |
The third world war just started, TAKE AIM! |
They still think an invisible man is in the sky |
Kansas City mutha fucka better go check your dead self |
Drivin' through the hood gettin' road head from Fred Phelps |
I’ll interrupt family dinner during prayer like |
«Uh, by the way I’m an atheist and. |
don’t care.» |
The honorable reverand Ted Haggard got caught smokin' meth with a male |
prostitute up in a Motel 6 |
The flow fell sick, then sweetened and unusual |
I’ll go back to church when the Chiefs win the Superbowl |
I wanna paint Linda’s sick dead words, gimme a canvas and the brain stem of |
Mitch Hedburg |
And I’ma use it as my quill tip |
I wanna take a couple drill bits and build myself an easel with the skeleton of |
Bill Hicks (that's a good man right there) |
Man fuck Dane Cook and his corporate ass too (punkass mother fucker) |
Now bring me the female version of Charles Darwin |
All hail George Carlin |