| They said I can’t get there from here
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| There’s no careers 'less you’re sellin' books, boots, or beer
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| But I’ll get big bucks and dough without shootin' deer
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| Where it’s rural with the squirrel, need the dollar sign in plural
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| My battle is uphill like vicodin
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| I’m from the state where they do the big H, and I don’t mean hydrogen
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| And I’ve been out like recyclin' day
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| I’m not gay, but I’m magic with the mic in my face
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| I got airborne, but got sicker
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| My geography remote like the clicker, but I’m easy to find
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| I lived off one-oh-nine since '98
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| You add it up, and that equates my mind state (dang right, right there)
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| Spose the chosen one, I think you could all witness
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| Trees in the house daily like it’s all Christmas
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| Dudes who don’t like me, I think they’re all bitches
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| Run their mouth while I go and run a small business
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| Sorry, I got distracted, what was it?
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| There we go
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| Outwork me? |
| You need a clone and a miracle
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| But I’m so chill, in the summer, I might wear a coat
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| More subdued than a guy with a Periscope
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| Dang right, right there
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| That’s frickin' scarier than hell (frickin' scarier than hell)
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| You have any idea what I’m talkin' about, dear?
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| I haven’t always had Franklins, but I’ve been here
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| If she’s a six in New York, she’s a ten here
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| We’ve got loons in my periphery
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| Lyrically, the department of inland fishery
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| My anthropology’s soldered into my symphonies
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| The townies revvin' hemmies in front of Marden’s and Renys, mm, that’s my
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| heritage
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| I should’ve bought it when I saw it, I want more than I’m allotted
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| That’s American (dang right, right there)
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| Until they play me like Jay-Z, I’ll preach my sentence
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| Even though the outlook is bleak, like Memphis
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| We all got lost, then I found the beat
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| While my neighbors ride snowmobiles down the street
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| Uniform; |
| flannel shirt over the hoodie
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| Catch a buzz where the trees lookin' woody (dang right, right there)
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| All of this facts, it’s like a phone with a printer attached
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| When I do raps, I need a house bigger than like seven, I’ll figure it out
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| I never doubt, went from garbage and trash, started to rap
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| I spit artisan crafts from my part of the map
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| I count cash and I started to laugh
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| It’s more than you go in jo' hands, son, word to Scarlett, I’m back
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| Dang right, right there
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| That’s frickin' scarier than hell (scarier than hell)
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| Twenty minutes into the meal, the moose on the wall starts talkin' to me
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| «Hey!» |
| («Hey!»)
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| I’m goin' loony, I’m from the boonies, you hate me, then sue me
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| My car is not inspected, Wells policemen pursue me
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| I’m signin' boobies, the ugly Clooney, my life is a movie
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| I play a peasant that is plottin' on the royalty’s rubies, need retribution
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| I’m the guillotine, each verse a execution
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| Caught a buzz once, but I need electrocution
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| If rap don’t work, well fuck it, bro, I guess the next solution
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| Eyes on the prize, I got, I got, I got tantalized (dang right, right there)
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| They got moist when they heard my voice was amplified
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| Is he perfect or too perfect? |
| They can’t decide
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| The way I kill it, baby, it’s not like infanticide, maybe I fantasize
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| What’s my name (name, name, name)? |
| If people don’t know it
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| I s’pose I’ll keep goin' and rowin' 'til my boat gettin' broken
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| Might be insane (sane, sane, sane), pursuin' the path
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| That no person has proven, I guess I’m just that type of human
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| I want a house by the beach, a house by the lake
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| Another house to rent out at high price rate
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| Plus a parkin' lot to charge ninety dollars a day
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| That’s per car to park for all out-of-state plates
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| Yeah, man, that’ll be ninety dollars, please. |
| Yeah, nine—where are you from?
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| New York? |
| Yeah, that’ll be nine—ninety dollars, thank you. |
| Oh no,
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| we don’t take cards. |
| We, um—there's an ATM, if you head up, back into town,
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| take a right at the light, go through… si—I think six lights, take a, …
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| left? |
| there. |
| And then, you know, go up, you’re gonna go up one-oh-nine and
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| there should be a bank right there on the right. |
| There should be a ATM there,
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| so, just go there, hit the ATM, come back, it’ll be ninety bucks, thanks,
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| have a… |