
Date of issue: 16.04.2012
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Preposterously Dank Entertainment
Song language: English
Jimmy! |
It was a regular day in junior high for Chris |
Same «Hey faggot!"same «Watch out bitch!» |
Same older kids who treated him like shit |
Just because he liked computers and he talked with a lisp (Hey Chrisss!) |
They embarrassed him in all ways, Lunch room, Gym class, Bathroom, Hallways, |
All day |
Sometimes it made him wanna die |
The fullest of the bullies was this one guy named Jimmy! |
A trouble makin' popular kid, who humiliated Chris every chance he could get |
And this year Chris skipped ahead two grades in math |
To ones delight and ones fright, they’re in the same class |
Chris went to piss with the bathroom pass, Jimmy took his inhaler out of his |
bookbag |
Later in gym he had an asthma attack, when he saw him in the ambulance Jimmy |
just laughed |
It escalated like stairs that move, until Jimmy decided that he was too cool |
for school |
Years later he was doin' coke off the floor again, when Chris graduated as the |
Valedictorian |
He was yawnin' as he came around the corner |
Mumbled talkin', lookin' like a speed walker sorta |
Bags under his eyes, days since he slept |
Sweat on his brow made his face all wet |
His wild eyes fixed on CVS |
As he pulled his bandanna up off of his neck |
Adjusted something in his over sized shortst, fiddled with it as he walked up |
to the door of the store |
It was Jimmy! |
Came here to rob this shit, he had done it a couple times and safely split |
His arm swung pale, you could see his arteries, vile as he’s walkin' down the |
aisle toward the pharmacy |
He surveyed the scene, only one dude in line as far as he could see |
So, He grabbed that pistol by the handle part of it |
And demanded Oxycontin as he pointed at the pharmacist |
Who quickly obliged, handed over every pill they had on the other side |
A pocket full of oxys as he went to bail, but the next thing he remembers is |
waking up in jail |
(The fuck just happened?) |
Our homie Chris had a flight that night to Japan |
After one interview they said he was their man |
He’d be rich within the year, so say «konichiwa"to the head systems engineer |
But he’s still an asthmatic, so hes at the pharmacy stocking up for his travels |
Waitin' in line, he’s the only one, and then he sees some dude with a gun |
Its fuckin' Jimmy! |
That same bully from school, who had called him a fag and kicked him in the |
jewels, what a fool |
Retribution would be great, cause Chris was in shape, drinkin' protein shakes |
He’d been in the gym through college, while Jimmy graduated under Oxycontin |
So when Jimmy turned around and started walkin' |
Chris took a decisive step toward him there was nothing that could stop him |
He scissor-kicked him in the side of the noggin |
On some MMA shit, and it instantly dropped him |
Minutes later in came the cops, Chris smirked as the clerk got the blood all |
mopped |
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