| This is the greatest shit ever
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| You get shit from me like
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| Last night I got so drunk, the homies came over
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| And I woke up and I didn’t have a hangover
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| Everything was all good, man, I checked my vital signs
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| I checked my bank account and that shit didn’t have a minus sign
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| Bro, you won’t believe this shit
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| My check engine light was off up in the whip
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| And I turned on the TV and I caught a sound bite
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| It’s good news, Ray Rice and Chris Brown died
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| The sun shining got me warm like a lap dance
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| Started making music, 4-track TASCAM
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| My neighbor told me my shit turned him to a rap fan
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| And that fucking raccoon isn’t in my trash can
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| Usually the line’s a hundred and eight
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| But we went out to breakfast and there wasn’t a wait
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| It got me feeling like today, it couldn’t go better
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| I’m back, can’t front, this the greatest shit ever
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| See, I’m usually broke but today, man, I just got paid
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| You couldn’t kill my vibe if you tried, man, there ain’t no way
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| I got some beers in the fridge plus a little money in my jeans
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| I got a call from Rihanna and she told me that she wants my D
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| No red lights as I’m whipping down to Walgreens
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| Kinda like the nuggets in my satchel, they were all green (green light)
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| Got me feeling like I could go do a backflip
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| Plus I saw a white cop just hugged a black kid
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| Windows rolled down, radio the sound on
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| Heard my song get played like plaid pronounced wrong
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| Check my mailbox, flip through the envelopes
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| And then there was no bills, like it’s bye week in Buffalo
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| I could get to know this life
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| Dropped my new video and it got no dislikes
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| And nobody called anyone a faggot in the commentary
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| Complaints, I got none, like I’m a monastery
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| Feeling like it’s DYD, I might just let my nuts hang
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| Got my trash out right before the truck came
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| No mosquitoes when I’m sitting on the lawn
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| Avery Bradley game-winner on LeBron
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| See, I’m usually broke but today, man, I just got paid (it's the greatest shit)
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| You couldn’t kill my vibe if you tried, bitch, there ain’t no way (it's the
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| greatest shit ever)
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| I got some beers in the fridge plus a little money in my jeans (it's the
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| greatest shit)
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| I got a call from your mom and she told me that she wish she had me (it's the
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| greatest shit ever)
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| It’s the greatest shit ever
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| It’s the greatest shit ever
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| I’m the shit, shit, shit ever
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| I’m the greatest shit ever
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| Today it’s like seventy and yesterday was cold out
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| My Gmail said tomorrow’s show sold out
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| I called my girl told her I’ll be late getting back
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| She told me keep killing it she wasn’t mad
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| But real, you won’t believe this now
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| See, I went to Dunkin Donuts, got the me discount
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| I didn’t have to even use a Abe Lincoln at the interchange
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| She told me, «Nah, that shit’s free for the King of Maine»
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| I got to back to where I habitate
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| She was sipping on a cabernet
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| She removed her sweater, but wait, it gets better
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| It’s the greatest shit ever
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| See, I’m usually broke but today, man, I just got paid (it's the greatest shit)
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| You couldn’t kill my vibe if you tried, man, there ain’t no way (it's the
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| greatest shit ever)
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| I got some beers in the fridge plus a little money in my jeans (it's the
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| greatest shit)
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| Republic Records called, they’re sending me that gold plaque those bitches owed
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| me (it's the greatest shit ever) |