| I know how it is, everything’s going great, and then you hit that wall,
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| and you get that 4PM worried feeling!
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| You start looking around, hearts racing, hands shaking, minds racing;
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| Happens to the best of us. |
| After all, there’s a lot to be worried about these
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| days:
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| Earthquakes, tsunamis, Russians, ISIS, North Korea, ebola, riots, cops,
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| black people, white people, Mexicans, communists, gays, Jews, not having
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| enough followers, not having enough likes, not having enough stuff;
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| But if fear’s got you down, I’ve got just the thing for you:
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| the sheep-zombie we all know you are!
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