| Buy now, limited time only
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| But it secretly ends with a «a» like bologna
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| Side effects include cyborg obedience
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| To eat every spoonful of lies they been feeding him
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| Long term concerns: all of my kids
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| Even if it take gas masks and moving off the grid
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| In the immediate, it might get tedious
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| Dealing with some idiots when I been so collegiate
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| I’m not intermediate, I beg your pardon
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| But I saw a three year old die from a car bomb
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| So I change the channel, grab a beer and a large bong
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| Entered 2−0-1−7 in the starlog
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| No money down, you’ll just be in debt
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| That’s how they keep you silent like the «b» in debt
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| Broke people voiceless
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| Money talks and it’s making all of these noises
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| Marking 'em down and moving 'em out
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| Sounds like what the Nazis did in Poland at Ausch
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| Wits about me like my autobiography
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| You’ll never make it to the top, you ought to try lottery
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| I’m a pro, you’re a con, that’s the dichotomy
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| And I don’t like your company, we got no comradery
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| Disease set in like suns on horizons
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| But if you got the symptoms, peep the advertisement
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| What’s genuine and what’s advertisin'?
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| These deals won’t last long
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| Get loans for that ass when the cash gone
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| And if you die, don’t worry if it’s passed on
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| Your kids’ll pay it, better write another rap song
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| Get nailed or hammer the beat
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| Collect all of the deceased commander-in-chiefs
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| And bring some candles and some Campbell’s to eat
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| Donald 'bout to drop a nuke and spit a slanderous speech
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| I’m not demanding a suite, I’m the man in the street
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| Obey your thirst, drink this product, it’ll damage your teeth
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| But don’t worry 'cause we also sell toothpaste
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| Insurance rates going up on a Tuesday
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| Here’s another ad with the gecko
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| Pay him every month, get his pockets looking preggo
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| You gon' do it till you’re ruined like Aleppo
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| You got full coverage, but he knows you wanna settle
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| Here’s a new fresh victim with the slate clean
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| Let’s break dreams, drown him in debt by eighteen
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| And as he’s still suffocated in the portrait
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| Let’s sell him a house, 'cause we know he can’t afford it
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| Ooh, that’s gorgeous!
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| I know his worries seem enormous
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| So run the ad for the 2019 Taurus
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| Make sure that he defaults on the mortgage
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| We don’t teach finance in high school on purpose
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| That’s perfect
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| That’s how they keep you silent like the «b» in debt
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| Did you take your pop?
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| No
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| Daddy, you are my, um, I don’t need a assistant
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| Daddy, ok, ok, assistant, let’s get started making designs
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| Yay, ok
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| Let’s make designs
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| Daddy, huh?
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| So, this is a night time dress?
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| One of a kind, very custom |