| I am a moron, I am a moron, and my name is Cyril
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| I am a Russian joyful moron.
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| I'm fine, very, very good,
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| Because I'm a moron.
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| I like to drink beer, and I also like to smoke,
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| I love to eat, as well as to shit and sleep.
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| I don't like hachi, I don't like Muscovites,
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| Gays, Jews and read.
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| I have two women - both women are so-so
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| They give me both, even though I'm a moron.
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| I am married to one, my brother is married to the other,
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| He's in jail now, you moron.
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| He is a moron, he is a moron, and his name is Cyril,
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| Because our father is a moron.
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| But we are doing well, very, very well.
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| He is a moron and I am a moron.
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| Two morons, two morons!  | 
| Two Kirills, two Kirills.
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| Two Kirill Kirillich, two Kirill Kirillich,
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| Two Kirill Kirillich Kirillov.
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| Two Kirill Kirillich, two Kirill Kirillich,
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| From Kirill Kirillich Kirillov.
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| I have friends: Genych, Shpala and Pig -
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| All of them work in a taxi.
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| I have three enemies: Givi, Tofik and Vagan,
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| And they work in taxis.
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| Since I beat Givi, he scribbled a statement,
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| And the next morning the cop rolled up to us.
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| Who is Cyril?  | 
| - he asked, the brother said: Well, I'm Cyril!
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| He's in jail now, you moron.
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| Two morons, two morons!  | 
| Two Kirills, two Kirills.
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| Two Kirill Debilych, two Debil Kirillich,
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| Two Debil Debilych Kirillov.
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| Every day until six I sit in the Euroset,
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| I'm waiting for six-zero-zero to come.
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| And then I go home to eat tasteless food,
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| Drink cheap alcohol.
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| Soon I'm ready to watch serials about cops
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| I always relax like this.
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| Sometimes I'm for the cops, sometimes I'm for the thieves,
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| Sometimes I fall asleep.
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| Mom, dad, thank you for giving birth to me!
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| Thank you for giving me such a wonderful life.
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| Thank you for the sunrises, thank you for the sunsets
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| For the fact that I guard mobile devices,
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| Mobile devices, mobile devices! |