Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Canada, artist - Rucka Rucka Ali. Album song Probably Racist, in the genre Date of issue: 25.07.2011
Record label: Rucka Rucka Ali
Song language: English
Canada |
| Hello |
| This is a public service announcement from the Government of Canada |
| The Canada is what happens when you put French people in the woods |
| Ha ha |
| Canada (Ayy, ayy) |
| Is only there till they do somethin' we don’t like (Ayy, ayy) |
| I’d like to see them start a fight some day (Ayy, ayy) |
| We’d probably beat them to the ground by 6AM, eh |
| Across the bridge (Ayy, ayy) |
| Them lumberjacks are pullin' syrup out of trees (Ayy, ayy) |
| They try to talk but all they know is French (Ayy, ayy) |
| Their claim to fame is being north of the US, yes |
| In Canada |
| The eskimos all seem to be frozen in time |
| And no one knows just who their leaders are |
| All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag, fa-a-a-ags |
| Canada |
| Is only there till they do something we don’t like |
| I’d like to see them run their mouth at us one day |
| They’d probably be wiped off the map that very night, ni-i-i-ight |
| Yo it’s cold (Ayy, ayy) |
| The royal police ridin' horses fightin' crime (Ayy, ayy) |
| They funny hats and pants demand respect (Ayy, ayy) |
| Just break the law and you’ll be fine if you can drive, dri-i-i-ive |
| I hate the queen (Ayy, ayy) |
| They ruined basketball with a Toronto team (Ayy, ayy) |
| They all statistically have smaller boobs (Ayy, ayy) |
| Gained independence from the queen in '82, 1982 |
| Canada |
| Is kinda cold, a bomb could be kind of nice |
| They ruined bacon and they harvest ice |
| They hit baby seals and that ain’t nice, not not not nice |
| Canada |
| Is only there till they do something we don’t like |
| I’d like to see them start a fight some day |
| They’re only there till they do something we don’t like, li-i-i-ike |
| Homos (Ayy, ayy) |
| Seems like we should be telling them what to do (Ayy, ayy) |
| The metric system isn’t very cool (Ayy, ayy) |
| Them park rangers wanna take care of a moose, moo-oo-oo-oose |
| Michael J. Fox (Ayy, ayy) |
| Your shaky ass ain’t made a movie that I liked (Ayy, ayy) |
| Okay, I guess Back to the Future was okay (Ayy, ayy) |
| But Bryan Adams should have |
| But Bryan Adams should have |
| But Bryan should have stayed in |
| Canada |
| The eskimos all seem to be frozen in time |
| And no one knows just who their leaders are |
| All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag, fa-a-a-ags |
| Canada |
| Is kinda cold, a bomb could be kind of nice |
| They ruined bacon and they harvest ice |
| They hit baby seals and that ain’t nice, not not not nice |
| Canada |
| Is only there 'til they do something we don’t like |
| They’re only there 'til they do something we don’t like |
| They’re only there 'til they do something we don’t like |