Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Deportito, artist - Rucka Rucka Ali.
Date of issue: 24.12.2019
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Deportito |
I come here before the last election |
El President Trump says now go back |
Put everything I have into a big knapsack |
And go, goodbye |
Stop at Jamba Juice on the way |
Drop my kids off inside a cage |
I went to the border and I told the police |
I’m going, goodbye |
They say, «What's your name, is it Julian?» |
I said my name is Tito, I’m American |
They said take your lawnmower and get out this country |
Go, please |
Juan, why did you escape over the border? |
Running from the police in a lawnmower |
Watching a Telenovela and a few shows |
Oh, yeah |
Why, aren’t you a little bit more normal? |
Buying a new cell phone at the mall |
Listening to heavy metal with some dude Joe |
Deportito |
Why you always coming here to sell burritos |
Blowing leaves, making noise on the streeto |
Selling flowers on the side of Highway Threeto |
Deportito |
You always come to LA without permito |
Fly over the fence with an umbrellarito |
Swimming here with water wings on your feeto |
Why you always come to America with no viso |
Standing round on the corner |
With a box of oranginos |
(Gimme ten clementino) |
Asking what bag do I prefer at grocerito |
Paper or plastecito? |
Why don’t you decide for me bro? |
You come to 'Merica from Cabo |
To find yourself a jobo |
Your English is no hablo |
And all you wear is sunclothes |
Everyone you meet is thinking that you have a bomb, bomb |
But you are the kind of brown guy that park on the lawn, lawn |
When they come arrest and separate you from your child |
Then they go, «Amigo, man, could you do me a solid?» |
I can’t seem to get my brand new Toro mower started |
Maybe you could take it for me back to Target |
I need couple things go buy me a new spring hose |
Apples and a dingo make copies of my keysos |
Then stop at my crib 'cause I have a problem with bugs |
If you could exterminate them all I pay you six bucks |
My sink always leakos, patch it for me Rico |
Cover it with bondo, paint it color negro |
Then bake me a pizza, put away my kid’s socks |
Help him post a video he made up on TikTok |
Go now |
Deportito |
Sitting on the porch in front of your casito |
Selling brick shwag to the dumbass gringos |
Measuring weed in meters and litros |
Deportito |
Soon you’re gonna only eat stale Doritos |
No more good flaming hot Americheetos |
Now you’re gonna know the true cost of Fritos |
All you ever did was clean a swimming pool with chlorino |
The government came with handcuffs |
They said you’re coming with me, buddyto |
(Let go, I’m Ringo) |
Now you’re in a cage sending e-mail to Jeffrey Bezos |
Can you waive my shipping feeso? |
I’m ordering from Area Quantino |
Ay, poor Tito |
We only just tryna stop the spread of measles |
We thought we’d better lock you up after you sneezop |
Better pray to the el Savior Baby Jesus (bailamos) |
Fajita, gordito, bella grandedito |
Four ninety cinco, comes with a big drinko |
Get it with beef or carne adasito |
Let me get a piece bro, no man I don’t think so |
T-Bell is awesome, it’s the best place for |
Mexican food but people working there are not from Mexico |
I’m pretty sure it’s all black people |
Deportito |