| I’m gonna fly some planes
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| Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
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| I’m I’m Osama
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| Run tell Obama
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| I’m your fucking uncle
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| I walk into a airplane like
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| Bro man salam
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| This will be bumpy ride
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| Put your seat belt on
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| I got C4 bomb tucked into my undies
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| The pilot says «Damn should’ve rode my donkey»
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| It’s about to get crazy
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| When it’s time to pray
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| I strap grenade to a baby
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| «Allah save me»
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| Happy Ramadamadamadingdong everyone
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| Let me show you what plane flying lessons gave me
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| Okay now turn left
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| I said turn left
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| «For everything else there’s Mastercard»
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| Maybe we just got off on the wrong foot
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| Let’s start over
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| Hi we’re gonna die
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| Here’s a plastic bag for cover bro
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| Hope you’re in the mood for 72 virgins
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| And I don’t mean dudes that get your computer working
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| I’ll explain it in a way that you can understand
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| P;uitgf*&^vxzn/zjki;&%agfsbcsz dirkistan
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| Hope you’re planning on hearing 'bout great insurance offers
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| 'Cause this plane’s 'bout to crash into some health insurance office
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| You heard of One Direction?
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| I’m in Al Qaedirection
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| My name is Zayn Hussein
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| I flew a plane on 9/11
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| Yes I may have let 'em planes go too far
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| I meant to get 'em back to Yemen for a new car
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| I’m the coolest guy every year at TerrorCon
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| All the terrorists are like «Oh he got a telephone»
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| I’m gonna drive a cab
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| Only got 20 bombs in my pocket
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| I’m-I'm Osama
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| Sorry for the drama
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| Where should I drop you off at (Thank you)
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| I’m gonna drop some bags
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| At the marathon up in Boston
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| «TOO SOON»
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| Shit I blew my balls off
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| Whatchu know about explosive turbin on your noggin?
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| Who you know been getting more hate than Bin Laden?
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| This nigga, will fuck your kid and kidnap your parents
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| One man’s terrorist’s another man’s Arab
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| I’m a bad man bitches
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| I’m from Palistan which is in Afghanistan
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| I blew up Pakistan with a gas can
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| Come and find me everybody I’m right here
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| Hide and go seek champion, 12 years
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| I’m selling you slurpees at 7/11
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| Up in Dearborn chilling with Saddam and his mothafuckers
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| I lead a Syrian rebellion motherfucker
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| I’m in New York on welfare motherfucker
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| They be like «You must pay for 9/11»
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| I’m like «Bro, can I pay you in Trident Layers?»
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| I give you free Chili gift card and a bootleg Iron Man 3 and a Angry Birds
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| t-shirt
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| I call that a gift from me to your nation
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| I call that a full 9/11 compensation
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| Now we’re squared up
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| And the Kardashians have always worked for me
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| I just wanna get that cleared up
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| Anyone you see with a turbin is workin' for me
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| Will we ever see middle east peace?
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| Nigga please
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| They’ll always be one or two jihads at least
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| Watch me spit a flow bro (Here we go)
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| I got back hand like Macklemore (What?)
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| A bitch walk up and I smack a whore
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| I’m gonna pop some caps
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| Homie got dynamite in my jacket
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| I’m-I'm Osama
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| Get ready for the summer
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| Shit’s about to blow up
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| I wear the baddest robes
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| I chill with bad ass bros
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| Like David Allan Coe, Al Assad, and Camel Joe
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| I wear the baddest bombs (Damn right)
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| I kill Americans (Come on)
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| I win the marathons (America)
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| Taylor Swift has camel toe
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| I’m gonna fly some planes
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| Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
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| I’m I’m Osama
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| Run tell Obama
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| Let me fly Air Force One
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| (Oops)
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| Thank you
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| First I need to thank, Jesus
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| Without him there could be no 9/11
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| I’d like to thank my flying instructor, Barack Osama
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| Obama, sorry hummus in my throat
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| Jihad Xpress for the last minute job
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| The Saudi family, Paula Abdul, Selena Gomez, and the rest of Hamas
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| Thank you to my wife, there’s too many of them to name
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| And thank you R. Kelly who made me believe I could fly
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| Thank you
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| Oh and the fans, thank you to the fans |