Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Xi Ping Little Dick Funny Song with Kim Jong, artist - Rucka Rucka Ali. Date of issue: 17.10.2021
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Xi Ping Little Dick Funny Song with Kim Jong |
| Yes, hello |
| Hello |
| Are you ready for number one song in USA? |
| China |
| I’m running all of Shanghai |
| I will hit you with a club if I find out that you bang guys |
| Just hang out and bake rice |
| Good luck finding me, we all look like the same guy |
| We could make you new Nikes, or a bootleg DVD of A Bug’s Life |
| Our lead is so nice, give a Chinese toy to a kid that you like |
| No, talk shit about Chinese clothes |
| They’re the finest that you know |
| Drycleaning store is closed |
| Whoa no, no |
| I know we just met but here |
| Eggroll, eggroll (eggroll) |
| Eggroll, eggroll |
| I grow little kids inside |
| A hole, eggroll, whoa |
| China is the greatest country, fuck where you are from |
| We are best at gold and rugby, China number one |
| I intern a million Muslims, made them all sign up |
| For vacation in a camp ground, all because I got |
| Just a little dick |
| Just a little dick |
| Just a little dick |
| Just a little dick |
| We eat labs and pugs |
| Just a little dick |
| Just a little dick |
| Just a little dick |
| We steal patents |
| I from Pyongyang, I throw a |
| Missile to the ground then it fall down, I poor now |
| Please send some pork and a fork, let’s go now |
| Missile go real low now |
| California, yeah bitch, really gonna blow now |
| Call me your bro now, I own all of SoCal, you gonna glow now |
| I know we just met but world explode |
| Explode, explode, explode |
| I bomb everywhere you thought I won’t go |
| Let’s go, let’s go |
| I drop bomb into your country, blow up where you’re from |
| I’m a little bit of country, little rock and roll |
| North Korea best Korea, South is getting fucked |
| I will eat all of the quinoa and you all get a crumb, 'cause I got |
| Just a little dick |
| Just a little dick |
| Just a little dick |
| Just a little dick |
| We gon' have some lunch |
| Just a little dick |
| Just a little dick |
| Just a little dick |
| So, I will take Taiwan and Seoul |
| Also North and South pole |
| China will attain control |
| Oh no, it’s cold |
| Bro, I’m like Asian Dave Grohl |
| Always try to reach my goals |
| The election that I stole |
| We take over your country, Asia number one |
| We don’t like you 'cause you’re honkeys, Muricans are dumb |
| Always eating fries and Big Macs with a stupid fork |
| Learn to hold a fucking chop stick, shit isn’t so hard |
| Just a little dick |
| Just a little dick |
| Just a little dick |
| Just a little dick |
| Hold the stick inside your thumb |
| Just a little dick |
| Just a little dick |
| Just a little dick |
| Eat a bag of bugs |