| And so I ask you American people
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| To vote my ass president
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| Please
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| Thank you Dr. Carson
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| Mr. Trump, your turn to make a final statement
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| (Heh heh heh)
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| I was born in my own hospital
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| (A great hospital, the best you could imagine)
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| Delivered by the doctor that I bought
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| (And he thanked me, he said, «Donald thank you, this is terrific»)
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| I bought at least a couple wifes
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| (Three highest paid women in America)
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| But the third one doesn’t speak English just right
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| (And she’s great, I see her on holidays, terrific)
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| Now this country needs a good strong leader
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| I’m real busy but I may just have the time
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| If I let you elect the Trumpster
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| You’re welcome
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| I’m a great leader and I can’t read
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| We’re being rapen by the Chinese
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| I’ll make these China dogs my bitches
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| I’m the filthy richest
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| We need a hero that’ll come help
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| I’ll sell America to myself
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| I’ll build you’s highways and some bridges
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| I’m the filthy richest
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| I want to make this country great
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| Right now we’re not great
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| But the Mexicans keep comin' here to rape
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| And by the way, at least rape in English
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| I’ll build a wall no one could climb
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| No one will climb this wall
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| And the spics could rape on their own fuckin' side
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| Mexico is the new China
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| Now I’m seein' people talk about Trumpster
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| Sayin' things that quite frankly aren’t nice
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| When I’m in charge of our nuclear program
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| You’re all bombed and fired
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| I’m a great leader and I can’t read
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| We’re being rapen by the Chinese
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| I’ll make these China dogs my bitches
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| I’m the filthy richest
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| We need a hero that’ll come help
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| I’ll sell America to myself
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| I’ll build you’s highways and some bridges
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| I’m the filthy richest
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| We’re losin', it’s a catastrophe
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| I’ll negotiate a better deal, I’ll do a good job
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| We need a leader pres' that’ll get us out of our debt
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| Help the people get lower wig prices
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| We need a leader pres' that’ll get us rid of ISIS
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| Rip 'em all to shreds, fuckin' towel heads
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| We need a leader pres' that’ll get us drivin' hybrids
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| Give us all some bread with a side of Pez
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| And tell the Mexicans, and all the illegal migrants
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| You gotta get a license
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| I’m a great leader and I can’t read
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| We’re being rapen by the Chinese
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| (Rapen by Chinese)
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| I’ll make these China dogs my bitches
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| I’m the filthy richest
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| (I'm the filthy richest)
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| We need a hero that’ll come help
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| I’ll sell America to myself
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| (America to me)
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| I’ll build you’s highways and some bridges
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| I’m the filthy richest
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| And I just can’t help all you’s bitches, I’m the filthy richest
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| It’s gonna be terrific 'cause I’m the filthy richest |