Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song I'm Just a Teenage Mutant, Ninja, artist - Rucka Rucka Ali. Album song Black Man of Steal, in the genre I'm Just a Teenage Mutant, Ninja |
| My name’s Raphael |
| I live down in the sewer |
| It stinks like hell |
| From all of the number 2 |
| Our leader’s a rat |
| He makes us wear hats |
| So no one will know who I am |
| And no one will give a damn about me |
| ‘Cause I’m just a teenage mutant, ninja |
| Yeah, I’m just a teenage mutant, ninja |
| Eat up some ice cream-flavored pizza with me, ooh |
| Righteous! |
| Radical! |
| Bossa nova! |
| Hail Hitler! |
| What? |
| W-What? |
| Dude, not cool! |
| C’mon, man! |
| The Shredder’s a dick |
| He makes kids drop out of school |
| And steal lots of shit |
| ‘Cause they think that crime is cool |
| April’s kind of hot |
| She’s on 5 o’clock |
| But she doesn’t know who I am |
| And she’ll never give that ass up to me |
| ‘Cause I’m just a teenage mutant, ninja |
| Yeah, I’m just a teenage mutant, ninja |
| Eat up some ice cream-flavored pizza with me, ooh |
| Oh yeah, cowabunga! |
| No, we don’t run from the Foot clansmen |
| Oh yeah, fuck them! |
| We’re heroes in a fucking half shell |
| Man, I’m feeling great |
| We finally killed Shredder off |
| Wait, look, this is gay |
| He’s bigger and more pissed off |
| We’d all gonna die |
| Kiss your ass goodbye |
| But my ass is under a shell |
| And what’s Shredder tryna tell us now? |
| I got some bitches inside with weed and pizza |
| Come and get high with me, my nigga |
| I’m just a teenage mutant ninja like you, ooh |
| Oh yeah, cowabunga! |
| No, we don’t run from the Foot clansmen |
| Oh yeah, fuck them! |
| We’re heroes in a fucking half shell |
| So, uh… how does wearing a hat hide the fact that I’m a turtle? |
| (Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shut the fuck up, Donnie.) |
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