Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Yard Sale (Underwear Song), artist - Rodney Carrington. Date of issue: 06.11.2014
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Yard Sale (Underwear Song) |
| I went to my neighbours yard sale |
| To see what I could fine |
| I find me and old pair of underwear |
| Hanging on a clothes line |
| I ask an old woman in a lawn chair |
| How much you want for them drawers |
| She said if your willin' to touch them |
| Them nasty things are yours |
| They been hanging out in the backyard since 1985 |
| They were my husbands favourite pair when he was still alive |
| They’re stiff as a board and milldewed |
| If you wash em' they’ll be fine |
| They god skid marks up to the wasteband |
| But they ain’t no worse than mine! |
| I hope the boys at BBD can see me wearing these |
| They might just find it in their hearts |
| To give me a pair for free-ee-yee-yee-yee… |
| Ohhh they are my favourite underwear |
| I wear em' everyday |
| I use tape from scotch to repair the crotch |
| But I get blisters that way |
| Woooooohooooooo sing you bastards! |