Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song All About Sex , by - Rodney Carrington. Release date: 31.12.1999
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
All About Sex |
| Madison Gale country flower is pooh de pooh freshener, that’s what it is. |
| Look it smells like a country flower! |
| Who wants to eat a country flower? |
| Make a flavor we like chicken, beef bullion, anything. |
| Give me a reason to take my hat off and go down there. |
| I feel like chicken tonight, chicken tonight |
| I had three sisters growin' up there was shit in that bathtub I didn’t know |
| what it was untill i was 25 years old. |
| Momma had that big water bottle thing hangin off in there. |
| To me that was just a really neat squirt gun. |
| I was in there tryin' to blow it up, bmmmmmp |
| You cant blow that sum bitch up either youll bust a blood vessel out your head |
| Dont suck on it, ewwww |
| Momma said get that outta your mouth do you know where that’s been!!! |
| She just wants to kill ya cause she thinks shes raisin a fuckin' heathen. |
| Daddy’s laughin' his ass off cuz hes in there 3 hours earlier doin the same |
| damn thing |
| He didn’t know what it was either |
| He’s in the front yard waterin' the plants with that sum bitch |
| You don’t see those anymore |
| The days of the water bottle are gone |
| Women now days are just naturally fresh |
| They figured out soap works! |
| I married a woman that got’s a identical twin sister |
| And uh they look just a like |
| Naturally my wife is well i mean she’s… I married way over my fuckin' head. |
| She’s gorgeous |
| If she walked in here right now youd be like fmmmmmmmmp what the fuck howd you |
| get her? |
| Personality, that’s all i had! |
| But I’ll tell you this you marry a twin you date a twin you fuck one you pretty |
| much wanna fuck the other |
| Call me crazy |
| Now here’s some real good advice |
| Don’t ever bring that up! |
| That was a shity Christmas I got news for ya. |
| I aint never planned to get married |
| Men never plan to get married women do! |
| I’m gonna get married I’m gonna have a big house and hes gonna work and I’m not. |
| Dream on hooker, dream the fuck on. |
| You wanna know why a man gets married I’ll tell ya why a man gets married. |
| A man gets married because hes been in a realtionship for so long that he just |
| fuckin' gives up. |
| Alright I’ll marry ya. |
| You happy? |
| Oh yeah hahahaha |
| Then comes the planning of the weddin' |
| And everyday is an event to her |
| What do you think about the napkins and the sign in book and my dress and my |
| panties and blah blah blah fuckin blah |
| I don’t give a shit just make sure theres beer and whiskey when the shit’s over |
| with |
| Cause ill tell ya somethin' boys at this point and time you dont even no how |
| bad you screwed up. |
| You just know theres a big event coming up and someone you’re involved. |
| Then comes the day of the weddin'. |
| Yer dressed up and she’s dressed up |
| No turnin' back now is there hmmm nmmmm. |
| Everybody shakin' your hand takin' your picture congratulations |
| You just won a seat in the fuckin senate for all you know |
| Yer clueless cooo cooo cooo cooo cooo coo |
| Afterwards yer at the reception drinkin beer with your buddies oblivious to |
| what the fuck you just did |
| Woooooooooo you sum bitch ya did it you got married you bastard |
| Then everybody just leaves |
| What the hey! |
| Wwwwait where you all goin' |
| Now dont you just leave me here. |
| Oh shit! |