
Date of issue: 31.12.1999
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Pickup Truck |
Im gettin married to my pickup truck |
It doesn’t leave me when im down on my luck |
It doesn’t shop at fancy stores or have a lawyer |
Or want a divorce |
It doesn’t care if I stay out late |
It doesn’t bitch about the money i make |
We’ll be together till the end |
It won’t sleep with my best friend |
Im gonna get down on one knee |
And ask my truck if it’ll marry me |
I’ll never drive another car |
We’ll honeymoon at the titty bar |
We’re gonna have the time of our life |
The exhaust pipes are tighter than my Ex-wife |
You think im crazy, but listen to this |
I can bring home a hooker and it won’t get pissed no |
Wedding ring won’t cost me a buck |
When I get married to my pickup |
Pickup truck |
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