Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Bowling Trophy Wife, artist - Rodney Carrington. Date of issue: 31.12.2008
Song language: English
Bowling Trophy Wife |
| Well she weighs a buck ninety and she looks real good. |
| At least she does to me |
| She don’t wear no fancy clothes when we go out to eat |
| I like beer and onion rings and betting on the game |
| I asked her to marry me, and she belched out my name |
| Ya other guys like trophy wives with tiny little waists |
| They’ll buy them yachts and caviar to suit their champagne taste |
| Me I like em husky with an appetite for life |
| I thank God for giving me my bowling trophy wife |
| Well she makes her own bubbles in her bubble bath that just makes me proud |
| She’ll dance around the house in her birthday suit with music way too loud |
| She likes Merle Haggard and she likes George Jones and a little bit of Patsy |
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| She’ll grab my butt in the grocery store when we’re standing in the checkout |
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| Man I’m in ove with my bowling trophy wife |