Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Play Your Cards Wrong, artist - Rodney Carrington. Date of issue: 31.12.1999
Song language: English
Play Your Cards Wrong |
| If you play your cards wrong |
| You can take me home tonight |
| You’ve got all the makings |
| Of my future ex-wife |
| I’ve got 3 bucks |
| My credit sucks |
| And my future don’t look to bright |
| If you play your cards wrong |
| You can take me home tonight |
| Some call me a loser |
| And a lazy no good slob |
| I’ve lost my house |
| I’ve got no car |
| I can’t keep a job |
| But i’ve got a big heart |
| And another part |
| Take me home, you’ll understand |
| Because my genitalia looks like a pringles can |
| If you play your cards wrong |
| You can take me home tonight |
| When i pull my pants down |
| Hey you won’t believe i’m white |
| It’s been said that i’m Mr. Ed |
| But don’t worry, I won’t bite |
| If you play your cards wrong |
| You can take me home tonight |
| Some call me dishonest |
| And they say i’m just lyin' |
| But i peed next to ol' John Holmes and |
| He started cryin' |
| On a sunny day i’ve got it made |
| Get under my wiener if you need shade |
| If you play your cards wrong |
| You can take me home tonight |