Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Night The Bar Closed Down, artist - Rodney Carrington. Date of issue: 31.12.2002
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
The Night The Bar Closed Down |
| The bar will soon be closing |
| And lights they´re all turned down |
| Theres 3 girls in a corner booth |
| The fat one she´s passed out |
| Her friends they called me over |
| And it turned out she was stuck |
| With the help of 4 big bouncers |
| We put her in my truck |
| Me & old Jack Daniels |
| Had been together most of the night |
| Somehow he´d convinced me |
| She was the prettiest thing in sight |
| I got her home I opened the door |
| And I rolled her to my bed |
| The lights came on she opened her eyes |
| And this is what she said… |
| Wmmmm… wmmmm …wmmmmmmm |
| Wmmmm… wmmmm.wmmmmmmm.wmmm! |
| Morning came, that sun was up & there to my surprise |
| Was a big old girl with no clothes on |
| And Oprah Winfrey thighs |
| I sat up & fear set in |
| I found we were alone |
| She said that she was hungry |
| Whilst she was nibbling on a chicken bone |
| The words she said next scared me |
| And today the haunt me still |
| She said I hope you´ve got a steady job cowboy |
| I said why´s that sheila |
| She said I´m not on the pill thats why |
| I said oh! |
| With that in mind I tried to run |
| Lord I tried to get away |
| She ran me down & hopped on top |
| And here´s all I could say |
| Huh oh wmmmm. |
| get off me… wmmmm …wmmmmmmm |
| Wmmmm.ohh your crushing me.wmmmm.wmmmmmmm |
| Get off ohohoh. |
| wmmmahh get off me you Heffer! |