
Date of issue: 31.12.2002
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
That's Just My Luck |
I woke up this morning and i sliped down in the shower |
Bumped my head on the faucit and it bled for a whole damn hour |
I didn’t have time for breakfast so i walked right to the door |
I walked outside and realized that my ride wasn’t there no more |
That’s just my luck |
Somebody stole my truck |
Just leaving me stuck |
What an insensitive shmuck |
My stomach is rumblin' and my head’s in pain |
I’m standin outside in the pourin rain |
I can’t get to work, that’s just my luck |
Well I walked in to the telephone to give my boss a call |
I told him I’d be late for work, he said «don't bother comin' at all!» |
I tried to tell him that my truck was gone but he said that he didn’t care |
Then he slammed down the telephone, now I’m deaf in my right ear |
That just my luck |
Now my ear don’t work |
It realy hurts |
My ex boss is a jerk |
I ain’t got much cash, the rent is due |
Somethin’s stickin to my left shoe |
I just stepped in WHAT!!!, that’s just my luck |
Well I walked down to the local bar with the few dollars that I had |
I asked a pretty lady if she would dance and her boyfriend, he got mad |
I pulled out an old hickory stick, he pulled out a gun |
I looked around the four corners of the bar but there wasn’t any place to run |
That’s just my luck |
Cause I got wood and he’s got lead |
And he’s really red |
I think I’m dead |
Tomorrow on my tombstone they will write |
«He took a baseball bat to a shotgun fight |
There ain’t nuthin wrong with that, it was just his luck.» |
Naw there ain’t nuthin wrong with that, it was just his luck |
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