Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Morning Wood, artist - Rodney Carrington.
Date of issue: 31.12.1999
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Morning Wood |
Moooooooorning Woood |
Yeeehhhaaaa!!! |
Well I get up in the mornin and I’m feelin good |
'cause underneath the covers is my mornin wood |
My wife wakes up and looks my way |
Kids run in and ruin my day |
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood |
He’s a man who really loves his morning |
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood |
Well I walked in the bathroom and tried to pee |
All hunched over tryin to avoid the seat |
I raised up and still the same |
So on the wall I wrote my name |
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood |
He’s a man who really loves his morning |
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood |
Ya my wife walks in and sees the mess |
I can tell right away she’s not impressed |
I clean it all up and I start to cry |
It won’t go down and I don’t know why |
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood |
He’s a man who really loves his morning |
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood |
Well I got to go to work and there’s still no change |
I’m thinking by now there’s something strange |
Still feels good and it really don’t hurt |
So all I do is un-tuck my shirt |
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood |
He’s a man who really loves his morning woooood |
He’s a man who really loves his morning woooood |
He’s a man who really loves his morning woooood |
YeeeeeHaaaa! |
Rodney your not going to work like that are you |
Honey I’m taking the convertible yaahaa! |