Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Just One Beer, artist - Rodney Carrington. Date of issue: 31.12.2002
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Just One Beer |
| One beer then I’m gone |
| The ugliest women that I’ve laid eyes on |
| Got together and decided to come here |
| They’re not pretty |
| They’re not small |
| I don’t give a damn at all |
| Tonight I’m only having just one beer |
| Yeah tonight I’m only having just two beers |
| I don’t mind the atmosphere in here |
| It feels so right, it must be wrong |
| I know I can’t stay too long |
| Tonight I’m only having just two beers |
| Three beers but no more |
| There’s no way I’m drinking four |
| My attitude’s improving with the beer |
| I was mad but now I’m glad |
| The women in here, they ain’t so bad |
| Tonight I’m only having just three beers |
| Yeah tonight I’m only having just six beers |
| I kinda like the atmosphere in here |
| It feels so right, it must be wrong |
| I know I can’t stay too long |
| Tonight I’m only having just six beers |
| Twelve beers then I quit |
| Oh good Lord I’m drunk as shit |
| I just spent my whole paycheck in here |
| I took a chance |
| I tried to dance |
| I threw up and pissed my pants |
| All off one beer |
| Yeah tonight I’m only having just one beer |
| At least that’s what I said when I got here |
| It felt so right, but it was wrong |
| I know that I’ve stayed too long |
| I think I musta drank hundred beers |
| Well now I wished I had only one beer |
| God I wish I never came in here |