Lyrics Don't Look Now - Rodney Carrington

Don't Look Now

I remember way back when i was just a boy
Goin places with my mom and dad
It used to scare me to death, how momma used to act
After six or seven beers she’s had
We were sittin at a table when momma got disabled
All the liquor runnin to her head
Soon I got to chokin', daddy wasn’t jokin' when he grabbed me by the arm and
said…
«Don't look now your momma’s got her boobs out showing everybody in town.»
Faces gettin' red we were wishin we were dead
There where people standing all around
When when momma gets to drinking there ain’t much thinkin'
There’s nothing anybody can do
Just hope and pray there never comes a day when my momma’s out drinkin' with you
Well, we got her in the truck
And we started drivin' home
When momma said she had to go
Daddy pulled it over
We were standing on the shoulder while mom is puttin' on a show
Then he started up the truck and momma stood up with her pants still around her
knees
When we heard momma holler
If ya give me a dollar well I’ll let you take a peek at these
«Don't look now, your momma’s got her boobs out.»
Showin' everybody in town
Faces turning red, we were wishing we were dead
There were people standing all around
When momma gets to drinkin', there ain’t much thinkin'
There’s nothing anybody can do
Won’t you hope and pray, there never comes a day when my momma’s out drinking
with you
Oh, won’t you hope and pray there never comes a day, when my momma’s out
drinking with you