Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song All The Reasons, artist - Rodney Carrington. Date of issue: 31.12.2002
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
All The Reasons |
| I dont like poodles and popurie |
| Pastel colors ain’t good on me |
| I need a woman that i can squezze |
| These are the things that i believe |
| I like john wayne in overalls |
| Hate chick flics and shopping malls |
| I think god that i god balls |
| A pickup truck and a texas draw |
| I dont like flowers and fancy ware |
| Talking on the telephone all the time |
| Dont won’t nothing in my behind |
| It fits and exits it suits me fine |
| These are all the reasons i ain’t queer |
| (these are all the reasons he ain’t queer) |
| I think two holes are better than one |
| If you ask me well thats more fun |
| In and out and then im done |
| Two guys kissing would make me run |
| I dont like sex on a fu fu bed |
| I dont won’t to dance with a guy name fred |
| I did it once and my face turned red |
| You saw the tape so enoughs been said |
| Me and my buddies we like to drink |
| Watching fights at the hockey rink |
| You won’t catch me wereing pink |
| I like the fact that my pecker dont stink |
| Hey these are all the reasons i ain’t queer |
| I dont be poking nothing near my rear |
| Yea theses are all those reasons |
| The crazy cu cu reasons |
| These are all those reasons i ain’t queer |