| Oh she’s really hard to find
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| I guess it wasn’t meant to be
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| I’m calling on a fantasy
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| I guess it wasn’t meant to be
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| ‘Cause love is really hard to find
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| I’m calling on a fantasy
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| I guess it wasn’t meant to be
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| I guess it wasn’t meant for me
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| It’s not that fantasy role-play
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| Live action non-satisfaction
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| Unless you’re out in the woods
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| I need a miracle fantasy
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| With this fiction addiction
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| My avatar’s getting played
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| I want points
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| Get this princess saved
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| I need a date
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| Tonight, tonight
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| Is the night, the night
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| We’re gonna, gonna
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| Get it on tonight
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| In spite, in flight
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| Gonna shed some light
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| ‘Cause it’s dark outside
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| But inside it’s bright
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| You see, I see
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| But we’re out of sight
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| So clearly we’re it
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| Connection is tight
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| At one with the room
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| Big bangs tonight
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| Levitate, rotate
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| Dissipate the light
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| Know when I’m coming with the soft touch
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| Kitty Cottonelle with no fuss
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| No strings attached and need to rush
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| Give you what you want but it ain’t enough
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| We ain’t no comic strip
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| But we marvelous
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| Time to give you something
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| That reminds you of |
| Good times to bad times
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| The ones where we shined
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| Can’t roll the clock back
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| But tonight you’re mine
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| I went to the store
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| But I can’t take it no more
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| My mom said, «Lower your standards»
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| Forget the ten
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| You need a four
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| It’s not models I want
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| Who says that models are hot
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| Well, I hear they dress well
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| Smell nice and talk good
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| In this online world I tried it all
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| Tinder, Grinder — nope
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| Even Christian Mingle — nope
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| Party lines with married moms
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| Working out with Goldie Hawn
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| Coffee shops and speed dates
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| With hot older ladies
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| But I can’t find me the one
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| It’s just
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| Misunderstood
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| And plus-sized
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| I could love it all
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| It’s up in the air like bad hair
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| But I don’t really care
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| Nope, I don’t care
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| Won’t stare
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| Looking people up
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| Like a phone book at the book fair
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| True player
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| Eatin donair debonair
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| How he dare
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| His hair is mohawked
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| His V-neck is mohair
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| I need some loving
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| Something special tonight
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| I need some loving
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| Something special for life
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| You know that we be coming
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| When the sun be rolling out
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| Lay it on thick
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| When I slang with my mouth |
| Like it when I lick it
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| Know you like it
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| When I piggyback
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| Time lay low
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| Kick back and chit-chat
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| Tonight’s the night
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| Tonight, tonight |