| Ahh, that’s it boys!
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| Put it up, put it all up! |
| Today’s the day!
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| Get that big picture of my face, up on the side of the marquee
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| Cake stall, are you ready?
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| Dog show, all your doggies in a row?
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| Let’s go!
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| If it’s nice all summer
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| I’ll entice more numbers
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| I’ll invite all comers
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| I’ll invite your mother
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| 'Cuz tonight I’m planning for tomorrow morning
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| Getting up at dawn
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| Sorting awning and bunting
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| There’s always something new
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| Here at Elemental Manor there’s something to do
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| Something beautiful and a little alarming
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| Being built in my English country garden
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| So for one day you can come and try
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| My kind of fun on a Sunday in July
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| Quirky, lovely, quintessentially English
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| Wonderfully rubbish
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| Singularly distinguished!
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| (Come on down!) It isn’t too late
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| (Another summer!) Let me give you a break
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| (Something a little different!) Let me give you a taste
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| Of the annual Professor Elemental Village Fete!
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| Opening now for B-boys and B-ladies
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| Steampunks go free, there’s no need to pay me
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| Got morris break dancers, jingling baby
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| Serve strawberries and cream, with a forty of Baileys
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| Guess the weight of the break, the DJ rocks!
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| Splat the rat rapper with a stick or some rocks
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| Hook-a-duck left the villagers particularly shocked
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| Shouldn’t have used real ducks, that’s sick
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| And I’m not out to offend!
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| It’s for unusual tastes
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| You’ll need your own spoon for my hen and spoon race
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| Stop your screw face, my tombola is so far bling
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| Thrown in a car with rims and a chauffer
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| Sack race for clans, crews, posses, and cliques
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| Best pith helmet competition, obviously fixed
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| Cakes laced with herbs that will knock you for six
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| Who’d have guessed a village fete would have gotten remixed? |
Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song A Fete Worse Than Death, artist - Professor Elemental. Album song The Adventures of Professor Elemental, in the genre