Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Animal Magic , by - Professor Elemental. Release date: 11.11.2012
Song language: English
Animal Magic |
| At last! |
| A visitor, I’m pleased you’ve returned |
| I’ve secrets that you need to learn |
| Apologies, you had to use complex directions |
| But I’m currently avoiding arrest and detection |
| Expelled from the roll of clubs and societies |
| Been told I lack sanity — even sobriety |
| So don’t lie to me, if you need to leave |
| I’ve seen the finest men, need to heave |
| And distribute their guts across my hall way floor |
| With disgust, so before we take our tour |
| Be sure, stay close, extra tight |
| Geoffery — fetch our guest a pipe! |
| And prepare the lab you wretched tyke! |
| Damned monkey butler, best get this right |
| Special guests tonight? |
| You’re completely certain? |
| Then step to the right as a draw back the curtain for some… |
| ANIMAL MAGIC |
| Now you see |
| The myriad wonders of nature it’s true |
| Can be understood fully in my home made zoo |
| By brain swapping with my cranial cutter |
| I created my apeish butler |
| And like any explorer forging new boundaries |
| I found this astounding and took me an owl beak and wings |
| Grafted to a tortoise shell |
| And now my Owltoise is doing quite well |
| No my Chimpangoat’s not the prettiest of creatures |
| My Donkeypede has the silliest of features |
| My Lobsteroos don’t like their claws- |
| And my Batraffes do fly into doors |
| But until you’ve heard the Badgermingo sing |
| Or fed a tiny fish to a baby Marmoquin… |
| My dear sir or madam you’ve never lived, |
| It’s an impressive gift- so treasure this… |
| ANIMAL MAGIC |
| Hold for a second- I’m not joking |
| This cage should not be open |
| My Camelion might be hiding loose |
| Oh god, so’s the stripy Tigoose |
| And yes they’re stunning and yes they’re wonderous |
| But they’re cunning and they might come for us If there’s rumpus, you’re able to run I trust? |
| Geoffery- fetch me my blunderbuss |
| Oh No! |
| Don’t tell me you’re using this mutiny? |
| I just wanted unity- what will you do to me? |
| Trapped. |
| Beheaded. |
| Oddly sickened |
| They attached my head to the body of a chicken |
| Run for your life, they’re on a mad stampede |
| Leaving me combined be combined betwixt man and beast |
| BAACLUCK! |
| So strange so odd |
| In retrospect, perhaps a mistake to play god. |