Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song You Remind Me of a Car, artist - Professor Elemental.
Date of issue: 20.12.2012
Song language: English
You Remind Me of a Car |
Mhmmm |
Hello there |
Whats your name? |
Sadie, you say? |
What a lovely name |
Yeah, the same name as my grandfather, yeah |
You remind me of a car |
Because you’re nice and shiny |
You remind me of my own bottom |
Always right behind me |
You remind me of a very detailed painting |
I really like to look at you |
I’m the policeman of love, baby |
And I’m about to throw the book at you (look at you) |
Looking at me |
Looking back at you — what do you see? |
Well, me — obviously |
That’s been established |
I’m all on you, like orange on a carrot |
Those beautiful eyes, yes they’re mine |
I’ll play traffic warden and you’re in for a hefty fine |
Parked on my heart but there’s double yellow lines |
You’ll find on my spleen there’s a no-parking sign |
Ooh girl… |
Ooh girl… |
You make me want to do things… |
Special things… |
Things that no man has ever done with a woman… |
Because she wouldn’t let him |
Mhmm… |
You’ve got a lovely set of goggles |
And yes that is a euphemism |
You’re eyes as pretty as a pony |
Your hair is softer than a gibbon |
Lovelier than spring in Ipswich |
You smell as nice as fresh stationery |
And if I ever went to prison for something relatively minor |
Would you wait for me? |
(wait for me?) |
Would you ever date with me? |
Share a little cake with me? |
At the risk of being forward basically would you mate with me? |
Yeah, sorry that is a bit full on but I’m into you like an undersized thong |
I like you like kids like mittens like cats like kittens like rappers like |
spitting |
Without you I’d flail like a whale out of water and baby please lift that |
restraining order |
Ooh girl… |
Ooh girl… |