Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Sweet Cold Colation, artist - Professor Elemental. Album song The Indifference Engine, in the genre АльтернативаDate of issue: 06.01.2019
Record label: Tea Sea
Song language: English
Sweet Cold Colation |
| Elemental: Darling! |
| Sweet heart I’m home! |
| The Voyage was a success. |
| 9 years later here I am |
| Hmmmm |
| Wife: Do you like my dress of cakes? |
| Elemental: I’m ever so peckish |
| Wife: You like it? |
| You like it alot? |
| Elemental: I don’t suppose I could just try. |
| Wife: No! |
| Frankly no, you’ll never touch me again! |
| Elemental: Before I take elevenses, professor stays to play the wrist |
| A cakey dress, a sexy miss. |
| I best not make a mess of this |
| If you cover my love with your truffles and dumplings, I’ll cover you up with |
| my custard and something |
| I’ll spank you on the Battenburg (oooh). |
| Try your icing, quite superb! |
| So lets fly my pretty songbird, I can’t wait a moment longer! |
| Wife: Since you’ve been away dear I’ve been so lonely |
| All I have is baking and going simple slowly |
| I’ve whipped my eggs till custard, smeared it over my gentle frame |
| Floured, pale and lusty, baked myself a cake of very dainty pastries |
| Because you left me waiting all you’ll have are savouries |
| I’ll give it away to ladies who lunch, and lady brumfink can have me for brunch |
| Even servants can take their time. |
| I’ll leave a trail of Chantilly cream behind |
| Since you’ve been away dear I’ve been so lonely |
| All I have is baking and going simple slowly |
| (repeats once in background) |
| Elemental: But look my dear, you seem in pain perhaps my tools can ease the |
| strain |
| I’ll use my drill, your face I’ll reach, eat your cake and take your teeth! |
| Wife: AUGHHH! |
| Oh no! |
| Elemental: HAHAHAHAHa! |
| This won’t hurt a bit! |