| Elemental: Darling! |
| Sweet heart I’m home!
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| The Voyage was a success. |
| 9 years later here I am
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| Hmmmm
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| Wife: Do you like my dress of cakes?
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| Elemental: I’m ever so peckish
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| Wife: You like it? |
| You like it alot?
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| Elemental: I don’t suppose I could just try.
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| Wife: No! |
| Frankly no, you’ll never touch me again!
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| Elemental: Before I take elevenses, professor stays to play the wrist
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| A cakey dress, a sexy miss. |
| I best not make a mess of this
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| If you cover my love with your truffles and dumplings, I’ll cover you up with
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| my custard and something
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| I’ll spank you on the Battenburg (oooh). |
| Try your icing, quite superb!
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| So lets fly my pretty songbird, I can’t wait a moment longer!
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| Wife: Since you’ve been away dear I’ve been so lonely
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| All I have is baking and going simple slowly
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| I’ve whipped my eggs till custard, smeared it over my gentle frame
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| Floured, pale and lusty, baked myself a cake of very dainty pastries
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| Because you left me waiting all you’ll have are savouries
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| I’ll give it away to ladies who lunch, and lady brumfink can have me for brunch
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| Even servants can take their time. |
| I’ll leave a trail of Chantilly cream behind
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| Since you’ve been away dear I’ve been so lonely
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| All I have is baking and going simple slowly
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| (repeats once in background)
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| Elemental: But look my dear, you seem in pain perhaps my tools can ease the
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| strain
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| I’ll use my drill, your face I’ll reach, eat your cake and take your teeth!
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| Wife: AUGHHH! |
| Oh no!
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| Elemental: HAHAHAHAHa! |
| This won’t hurt a bit! |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Sweet Cold Colation , by - Professor Elemental. Song from the album The Indifference Engine, in the genre Альтернатива