
Date of issue: 12.12.2015
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
The Fan Awakens |
When i was just two and hardly a dude |
A movie came out gave us hope that was new |
Nonstop on the beta it made us demented |
We’d get hardware wars if the tape had been rented |
When i was just 8 and in the third grade |
Rotj was well worth the wait |
We heard we’d see jabba, his palace and ship |
Heresy and rumors came at a quick clip |
Remember book fairs a book shelf with wheels |
Mad libs and garfield at very good deals |
You’d fill out a form and make your selections |
And in a few weeks you would add to collections |
One kid got a book about the new movie |
We ran to his house though he hardly knew me |
We flipped through the pictures right at the front door |
Leia’s in a bikini we’re children no more |
Anticipation enough of this waiting |
I cannot wait for this force awakens |
Inside of my soul this ticket i hold |
Let’s pile in a car and go to the show |
I graduated invaded pa |
I lived with my folks till they just went away |
I worked at a place that made medical vids |
Post college life wasn’t kind to this kid |
I moved to south philly got mugged i was bummed |
One day i skipped work to do something i love |
Went under the pass to a show called joe black |
Wasn’t there to see pitt that flick looked so whack |
Saw gungans in mist what i wished had come true |
New star wars existed could not click undo |
My office a closet commercials i dupe |
In between finding spoilers on ain’t it cool news |
The day it came out i ran through the aisles |
I felt like a kid with a heart full of smiles |
The theater went dark gold words appeared |
John williams score was poured into our ears |
Bridge: |
We’re gonna go oh oh oh |
And let the force flow oh oh oh |
Through my body and my soul oh oh oh |
And when it ends all my money i’ll spend |
I’ll get back in line again oh yes it is time my friends |
I’ll pay for a movie no matter how boring |
I’ll even watch something with jennifer lawrence |
If it has trailer with wookies and droids |
I’ll pay the full price and i won’t be annoyed |
Disney bought star wars and lucas bought schools |
Nerds grinded axes with sharpening tools |
But i wasn’t worried i’ve always loved mice |
The movies the parks and the pineapple ice |
Instead of a space ship a station for battle |
When star wars land opens they’ll herd us like cattle |
Each year a new movie our cup runneth over |
The origin of yoda, the ballad of boba |
These days it’s LA with a wife and an infant |
I swear i see disneyland off in the distance |
There’s diapers and dishes and kisses goodnight |
Then i play fallout 4 by the christmas tree lights |
I had an r2 that squeaked when you squeezed him |
Now baby has bb it’s easy to please him |
My tickets are pinned to a bulletin board |
But sharing star wars is to what i look forward |
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