Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Luigi, artist - MC Chris. Album song MC Chris Foreverrr, Pt. 1, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 02.03.2014
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: mc chris
Song language: English
Luigi |
I’m just a plumber |
Bummin' in the shadow of my brother |
Clean your house of cobwebs |
Any present I can plunder |
I’m a little nervous |
Afraid of dark rooms and dark moons |
Suck up spirits with my vacuum |
My mustache gets mad poon |
I’m the guy in green |
I can jump higher than the others |
Not a hater, I’m good natured |
Not easily angered like my brother |
Who has strangely gone missing |
For what seems like the second time |
I was eating cookies and milk |
Now I’m fucking filthy with slime |
Professor Elva needs my helping |
In the valley evershade |
I collect in a clever way |
Because I’m never paid |
Professor prefers the paranormal |
Always seeking out the truth |
I quiver lots and his liver spots |
Tingle at his single tooth |
He hooks me up with hunting gear |
Repurposed household items |
A vacuum and a flashlight |
Doesn’t change the fact I’m frightened |
My brother’s chasing girls |
In sunny worlds, he’s dedicated |
Never prepared for sliding stairs |
Always scared and pixelated |
A manor and a mansion |
A tower and a mine |
A clock with mummies underneath |
A fleet of freaks to find |
Ghosts that once had eyes |
Are no longer pacified |
I have to try, that’s my life |
But it’s the kind that’s asinine |
I’m just a plumber |
Bummin' in the shadow of my brother |
Clean your house of cobwebs |
Any present I can plunder |
I’m a little nervous |
Afraid of dark rooms and dark moons |
Suck up spirits with my vacuum |
My mustache gets mad poon |
Spooky as fuck mansions |
Gloomy Tut tombs |
Make a mustache man |
Sadly miss mushrooms |
Once pursued on a cube |
By a room full of Boos |
Now I’m held in your hands |
Like a damn vacuum |
Back to the lab |
Where I get graded on ghosts |
They’re put in a vault- |
It’s my fault, I suppose |
Then back to the map |
It’s macabre and malignant |
Rob me of my dignity |
These imps are indignant |
So many pesky poltergeists |
Pugnacious and persistent |
Afraid of spiders, plants and mice |
Not toads they’re my assistants |
This creepy crib is lucrative |
I suck up cash and hearts |
Still stead losin', getting bruised |
Wish I was cruising in my kart |
I’m just a plumber |
Bummin' in the shadow of my brother |
Clean your house of cobwebs |
Any present I can plunder |
I’m a little nervous |
Afraid of dark rooms and dark moons |
Suck up spirits with my vacuum |
My mustache gets mad poon |
Didn’t ask for the secret passage |
I fear forbidden zones |
Polterpups instead of 1-Ups |
If I find the hidden bones |
Wish I could 'Ciao' but for now |
I’m wanted in a haunted house |
I’d rather be a racoon |
Or a cat that says, «Meow!» |
No teammates 'cept my boss |
Who’s a little off his rocker |
I’m all alone inside his home |
Except for several stalkers |
They hide in suits of armor |
They rest in chests and drawers |
Their abetting’s got me sweating |
It’s upsetting to my pores |
An explorer’s expansive mansion |
Is where the tension builds |
His exhibits make me livid |
Rather hide than ride these thrills |
Been in jungles, been in deserts |
I’ve seen Mammoths on the ice |
Seens sights out of sight |
'Till I used my dark light device |
The crew has got a king |
He’s the type that likes lightning strikes |
Put my brother in a painting |
No more fainting, time to fight |
This boss battle has me rattled |
I’m determined to succeed |
I’m through with this abuse |
Now I choose to take the lead |
I’m just a plumber |
Bummin' in the shadow of my brother |
Clean your house of cobwebs |
Any present I can plunder |
I’m a little nervous |
Afraid of dark rooms and dark moons |
Suck up spirits with my vacuum |
My mustache gets mad poon |