| Well my name is mc chris I kick microphone spit
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| Not on the stage I’m a mage I amaze with my mits
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| With my digits there’s no limits cast incantations and spells
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| Warlocks and wizards feel blizzards or face the fires of hell
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| I come correct protect the party with a field of force
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| Whether its journeys or tourneys I curse kings and courts
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| So put down your missiles and your pistol precursors
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| I’m a mercenary adversary I’m a sorcerer surfer
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| All usurpers are my supper I make them suffer setbacks
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| So you better get back I’ll put a jinx on your jet pack
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| I’m an arcane pain some say my sanity’s waning
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| My presence is unpleasant I’ll give your essence a draining
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| I’m not complaining but im gaining better pick up the pace
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| I warcraft for laughs put my staff in your face
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| You want proof I’ll say sooths over amulets and talismans
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| I’ll bewitch your battle plans just pass me the chalice man
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| I’m a fucking wizard I will fuck up your shit
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| Put the mage on every page and you just wrote up a hit
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| I’m a graph paper god when I’m loungin' I’m lit
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| Better check your behavior I’m the savior favorite
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| I’m a fucking wizard don’t make me wiggle my fingers
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| I will leave you with a lesson when your questin that lingers
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| So don’t make me wrinkle my nose or twinkle my toes
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| Yes I’m surrounded by sparkles but I will fuck up all foes — I’m a wizard
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| I’m an oracle of omens I tell fortunes read palms
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| I’m the necromancer with answers carry on and stay calm
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| My origin’s opaque I never escaped a broken home
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| But I take place in Martin manuscripts and distant Tolkien tomes
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| I’m an angel with an angle and I advise you not to tangle
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| I’ll leave you bruised and mangled with shackles on your ankles
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| I will not yield I have shields I will repel every attempt
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| Every object you project I will reject and resend
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| I’ll put a hex upon your horde I’ll science your alliance
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| I’ll trounce your troop and graze you group if you stoop and show defiance
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| Not venereal but ethereal I will voyage then vanquish
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| An antagonistic mystic that leaves thieves in anguish
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| Whether it’s a warrior of merit or a druid or cleric
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| I will clean up with my team up that is simply homeric
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| No matter what the mission all adventures are elementary
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| Less your lethal I’ll call eagles been my sentries for centuries |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song I'm a Fuckin Wizard , by - MC Chris. Song from the album MC Chris Foreverrr, Pt. 1, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп