| Help wanted
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| Do you want to pay the bills?
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| Help wanted
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| Have unnecessary skills?
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| If a house is barely haunted, do you think it’s really real
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| Fill out an application, just be patient, you know the drill
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| As a veteran, I was settling into a life of self-pity
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| Living with my mother in my favorite city
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| She started getting on my case about wasting my life
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| I missed the action of the Air Force and the feeling of flight
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| «Get a job», she demanded, so I picked up the papers
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| Saw an ad that wasn’t bad; |
| at least I wasn’t a waiter
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| I was trained in computers, I was fit and athletic
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| I was tired of being a loser and feeling pathetic
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| So I went and interviewed; |
| I was a dude without options
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| The more questions she asked, the more my mind flashed caution
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| Do you believe in UFOs? |
| Yeah, I’ve had my fair share
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| Clairvoyance, ESP, do you believe in what isn’t there?
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| And (later in the lockers), I was honestly scared
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| But I was desperate and upset with just chilling in chairs
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| So I said, «The pay is steady, then I’m willing and able»
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| She said, «You're hired."I was wired, I was suddenly stable
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| Help wanted
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| Do you want to pay the bills?
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| Help wanted
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| Have unnecessary skills?
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| If a house is barely haunted, do you think it’s really real
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| Fill out an application, just be patient, you know the drill
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| I met the dudes in my crew, they were slimy and stinky
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| Took my down in the basement, showed me a really big twinkie
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| I started thinking the back of the bible was entirely right
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| I started seeing crazy shit that will turn you white
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| The dead rising from the grave, this is totally the end of days
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| At least I was getting paid, in spite of my mental state
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| Better than telling fortunes in Coney Island with a cape
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| Better than birthday parties where I wasn’t offered any cake
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| I patience perfect, I’m determined and devoted
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| Found a God in a painting and a spectral locomotive
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| Sometimes sometimes I can not handle
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| But I’m about to settles
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| God is watching over me; |
| protecting me from dangers
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| Sometimes it’s up to me to bust a beast with binding lasers
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| I have tools, I have talent, it’s a challenge when you’re chosen
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| But I was born to bust a ghost, who oppose us
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| Help wanted
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| Do you want to pay the bills?
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| Help wanted
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| Have unnecessary skills?
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| If a house is barely haunted, do you think it’s really real
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| Fill out an application, just be patient, you know the drill |