Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Help Wanted, artist - MC Chris. Album song MC Chris Foreverrr, Pt. 1, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 02.03.2014
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: mc chris
Song language: English
Help Wanted |
Help wanted |
Do you want to pay the bills? |
Help wanted |
Have unnecessary skills? |
If a house is barely haunted, do you think it’s really real |
Fill out an application, just be patient, you know the drill |
As a veteran, I was settling into a life of self-pity |
Living with my mother in my favorite city |
She started getting on my case about wasting my life |
I missed the action of the Air Force and the feeling of flight |
«Get a job», she demanded, so I picked up the papers |
Saw an ad that wasn’t bad; |
at least I wasn’t a waiter |
I was trained in computers, I was fit and athletic |
I was tired of being a loser and feeling pathetic |
So I went and interviewed; |
I was a dude without options |
The more questions she asked, the more my mind flashed caution |
Do you believe in UFOs? |
Yeah, I’ve had my fair share |
Clairvoyance, ESP, do you believe in what isn’t there? |
And (later in the lockers), I was honestly scared |
But I was desperate and upset with just chilling in chairs |
So I said, «The pay is steady, then I’m willing and able» |
She said, «You're hired."I was wired, I was suddenly stable |
Help wanted |
Do you want to pay the bills? |
Help wanted |
Have unnecessary skills? |
If a house is barely haunted, do you think it’s really real |
Fill out an application, just be patient, you know the drill |
I met the dudes in my crew, they were slimy and stinky |
Took my down in the basement, showed me a really big twinkie |
I started thinking the back of the bible was entirely right |
I started seeing crazy shit that will turn you white |
The dead rising from the grave, this is totally the end of days |
At least I was getting paid, in spite of my mental state |
Better than telling fortunes in Coney Island with a cape |
Better than birthday parties where I wasn’t offered any cake |
I patience perfect, I’m determined and devoted |
Found a God in a painting and a spectral locomotive |
Sometimes sometimes I can not handle |
But I’m about to settles |
God is watching over me; |
protecting me from dangers |
Sometimes it’s up to me to bust a beast with binding lasers |
I have tools, I have talent, it’s a challenge when you’re chosen |
But I was born to bust a ghost, who oppose us |
Help wanted |
Do you want to pay the bills? |
Help wanted |
Have unnecessary skills? |
If a house is barely haunted, do you think it’s really real |
Fill out an application, just be patient, you know the drill |