| I’m not Qui-Gon, I’m Sidon, the star of scary stories
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| Greatest outlaw ever lived in the outer rim territories
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| You’ll be very sorry, I’ll pull your plug like you’re Atari
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| Here’s the deal: lose your shields, comin' aboard to party
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| I keep kinda quiet — you can talk to Quiggold
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| He’s got a big old peg leg, he’s a frog, and he’s single
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| Hang at Maz Kanata’s castle in the shadows, we don’t mingle
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| We keep our ears open 'cause we’re scoping for a signal
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| I got a blaster that I stole from Kanjiklub
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| Got 'em high on some really good ganja bud
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| Bala Tik got sick, hurled up guava guts
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| Now Finn needs a lift like he’s Jabba Hutt
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| Delphidians are black with leathery skin
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| Midichlorians are wack, we’ll never see them again
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| My mask is Khaleesh, made Greivous look mean
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| Cape’s got armoured weave like Sheev Palpatine
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| I’m Sidon Ithano, a guy you don’t wanna
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| See on the high seas like my homeboy Honda
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| Chill on Takodanno, get a taco, maybe blotto
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| El bano ocupado, see you later, Ashoka Tano
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| Most dangerous dude to cruise the lost clusters
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| I set a trap then hang back like Ghostbusters
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| I like to chase in the Meson, check the thrusters
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| Laser cannons disbandin' all manner of crop dusters
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| I got a crew, make 'em swab the deck for dank
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| Throw 'em a brew 'cause they lose what they make
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| Sarco Planks on the plank 'cause he ganked all the bank
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| Everyday makin' cake in a cape
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| Yes, I got a saber but it doesn’t have a light
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| Yes, I got my haters; |
| they’re just jealous of my life
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| Corsair don’t care, no worries, no problems
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| 'Cause I go with the flow like Jedis on lava
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| Tried to find the helmet but Bazine outdid me
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| Put it on eBay, Kylo Ren outbid me
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| Looking for a laser sword, it brought me to this castle
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| About to check the basement when the First Order had to hassle
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| I’m Sidon Ithano, a guy you don’t wanna
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| See on the high seas like my homeboy Honda
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| Chill on Takodanno, get a taco, maybe blotto
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| El bano ocupado, see you later, Ashoka Tano
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| Sith so rich, Palpatine had to peep
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| Made him his apprentice 'cause his menace got defeated
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| Yoda taught him how to fight, that’s why he’s hard to beat
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| 'till his head got chopped by some mop-topped creep
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| Pockets filled with credits 'cause his pockets really deep
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| He tried to hide his paper or lightsaber batteries
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| So some loser aimed his cruiser at a random destination
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| Hyperdrive, no coordinates, an unknown location
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| Landed in the desert, not a forest or a meadow
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| On a barge called the Shrike, solar sails like Serenno
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| Doin' what I like, treasure huntin' in a redcoat
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| Some say my life’s a waste but they’re base like echo
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| One thing about pirates, they love Ponemah plunders
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| Bounty we are mounting, it’s no wonder under thunder
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| Laser cannon blasting havoc, now your kin and crew are conquered
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| Separatists lost a ship, but now shit is bonkers
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| A war of pirates in the sand instead of the stars
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| A sandcrawler, couple speeders, a skiff and a barge
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| Race towards a sunken ship, me and my helmet at the helm
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| Can’t wait to see what it will be, soon I’ll be in Glee Enselm
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| I’m Sidon Ithano, a guy you don’t wanna
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| See on the high seas like my homeboy Honda
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| Chill on Takodanno, get a taco, maybe blotto
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| El bano ocupado, see you later, Ashoka Tano
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| I’m Sidon Ithano, a guy you don’t wanna
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| See on the high seas like my homeboy Honda
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| Chill on Takodanno, get a taco, maybe blotto
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| El bano ocupado, see you later, Ashoka Tano |