| There’s a brand new dance, got the Vatican panickin'
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| Even made the mannequin Anakin dance again
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| Scum licking, don’t wig out, it’s the latest craze
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| Gives you HPV and pink eyes for days
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| Gotta make a stew from the juice you produce
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| Drink it like a shot, wheatgrass with a boost (Shots! Shots!)
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| Try to keep it down 'cause you might start to gag
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| Appreciate your lady 'cause your bag is a drag
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| Break out the mops and sop every drop
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| Get it so crunk, Hawaiian Punch shows up
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| Get her drunk on her skunk 'cause her muff’s so yum
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| Find the place in the middle, go in, get a little scum
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| They tried to tell me stop, I couldn’t stop if I tried
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| Trubs, show me love, I’m like Bubs in The Wire
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| I like lickin' what might sicken, some might call it a taint
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| Heart starts to quicken like I’m huffin' on paint
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| I’m lickin' that scum, I tickle that bum
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| I lick on that clit 'till she giggles and cums
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| Like peepin' the puss, like looking up facts
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| Put my ham in that sam 'cause I’m jammin' that ass
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| I’m lickin' that scum, I tickle that bum
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| I lick on that clit 'till she giggles and cums
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| Like peepin' the puss, like looking up facts
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| Put my ham in that sam 'cause I’m jammin' that ass
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| It’s always on my mind, it’s something I can’t deny
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| Tried to take up a hobby but my floppy needs a drive
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| Try to be mild mannered, keep my kinks hidden
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| Developed a stammer, too afraid to admit it
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| So don’t be shaming my kink because it’s lame and it stinks
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| I think it’s bitchin', it’s just kissin', I was missing my link
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| Allow me my discretions, my distractions relieve tensions
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| Did I fail to mention failure’s out of the question
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| I like thinking something’s naughty, I like thinking something’s bad
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| I deserve to get punished so please munch on my nads
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| We’re like Posh and Beckham, there’s no second in sexiness
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| To heck with this recklessness, safe word is pearl necklaces
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| Don’t swivel to the right, shit on my civil rights
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| Give me my same freedoms that you’d like late at night
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| Won’t bake me a cake? |
| Well, I bet your cake sucks!
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| You can’t take my scum away, here to stay, get fucked!
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| I’m lickin' that scum, I tickle that bum
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| I lick on that clit 'till she giggles and cums
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| Like peepin' the puss, like looking up facts
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| Put my ham in that sam 'cause I’m jammin' that ass
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| I’m lickin' that scum, I tickle that bum
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| I lick on that clit 'till she giggles and cums
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| Like peepin' the puss, like looking up facts
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| Put my ham in that sam 'cause I’m jammin' that ass
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| «Nobody wants to hear songs about candy, they wanna hear songs about ass
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| jammin'.»
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| «Ass jammin'?! |
| I don’t think-»
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| «Yeah, about tittie fuckin' and pearl necklaces.»
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| «Pearl necklaces?!»
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| «About scum licking and-»
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| «Scum lick- what is that?!»
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| «About eyeballin' some puss once in a while.»
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| «What?!»
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| «How 'bout stickin' some eyes in some puss, huh?! |
| When did that go out of
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| fashion?»
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| I’m lickin' that scum, I tickle that bum
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| I lick on that clit 'till she giggles and cums
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| Like peepin' the puss, like looking up facts
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| Put my ham in that sam 'cause I’m jammin' that ass
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| I’m lickin' that scum, I tickle that bum
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| I lick on that clit 'till she giggles and cums
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| Like peepin' the puss, like looking up facts
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| Put my ham in that sam 'cause I’m jammin' that ass |