| Yes, it’s Supercade time
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| Let’s have some Supercade fun, fun, fun!
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| Pitfall, big LOLs
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| Lick toads, trip balls
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| Quicksand, my jam
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| Gold bars in my hands
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| My name is Pitfall Harry. |
| My life, it can be scary
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| Often falling down a pit. |
| When I trip, it’s legendary
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| Always running, something’s coming and I jump it, then I plummet
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| Every jungle’s filled with fortune or fatalities if you’re flummoxed
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| That’s why you gotta focus — jump at the right time
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| On an alligator head, got no choice and no vines
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| Look out for the barrels, Donkey Kong’s off screen
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| Lookin' for that marijuana, smoke that green!
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| Get that gold, get that silver, get that shiny diamond ring
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| You won’t like a cobra bite or a scorpion sting
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| Grab a torch and a whip then we’ll torch in the whip
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| Then we’ll go score some chicks, quick claw, get a grip
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| Quicksand likes to suck, tar pits like to swallow
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| Jungle’s really rough but I’m a tough act to follow
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| Weekdays hella lame, all the same, really shitty
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| On the weekend, seekin' out the secrets of the ancient city, what?!
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| Pitfall, big LOLs
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| Lick toads, trip balls
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| Quicksand, my jam
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| Gold bars in my hands
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| Pitfall, big LOLs
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| Lick toads, trip balls
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| Quicksand, my jam
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| Gold bars in my hands
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| Four million copies sold, bro, totally legit
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| It’s '81 and Indiana Jones is the shit
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| Activision in its wisdom, yo, it fell for a pit
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| A rip off that would lift off, it was swell for a bit
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| No-No-No need to explain if you feign to wonder why
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| The designer David Crane graduated from DeVry
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| Was a hit at Atari 'till he went on safari
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| Got a Rari, then he partied, then the bubble burst, I’m sorry
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| Atari 26 was a hit for six years
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| Apple 2E made my dad switch gears
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| Too many ETs, where it’s buried isn’t clear
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| Atari 26, I guess it disappeared
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| Now if you look on eBay, you buy it for a grand
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| If you want the box, please, put up your hands
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| Realities of modern life are rife with strife and hatred
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| I miss shit being simple, button smashin' in the basement
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| Pitfall, big LOLs
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| Lick toads, trip balls
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| Quicksand, my jam
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| Gold bars in my hands
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| Pitfall, big LOLs
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| Lick toads, trip balls
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| Quicksand, my jam
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| Gold bars in my hands
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| Behind the counter at Kay Bee, I see something I really need
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| Green box features a scene that was filmed inside my dreams
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| I see several lovely trees in some jungle overseas
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| I see adventurer avoiding obstacles with impossible ease
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| A treasure hunter swinging over the craziest lake
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| And Activision made it so there’s a gradient wake
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| And ever since I played it, it is like mania, mate
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| Jumpin' over snakes makes me feel great in a way
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| Back in the day, screen grab was a camera with a flash
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| Take a picture of your high score and you might score a patch
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| You can put it with your patches on your jean jacket back
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| 'cause you jumped over chasms like that candle jumper Jack
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| Activision got sold and the name got bought
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| Now they bring you Call of Duty where you might get shot
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| And, yes, I am distraught until they bring back Tony Hawk
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| Thank you, Activision, all that sitting by a box
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| Pitfall, big LOLs
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| Lick toads, trip balls
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| Quicksand, my jam
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| Gold bars in my hands
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| Pitfall, big LOLs
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| Lick toads, trip balls
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| Quicksand, my jam
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| Gold bars in my hands |