Lyrics Magic - MC Chris

Magic - MC Chris
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Date of issue: 07.02.2019
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: mc chris
Song language: English

Magic

Kyle XY: Well Hello and welcome to the underground…
All: SSSHHHHH!
Kyle XY: Sorry, Sorry.
Hello and welcome to the underground, this is Darth Kyle,
my new name is Kyle XY because that’s the program I miss most, in this brand
new zombie apocalypse
All: May the Force be with you
Kyle XY: We’ve been living 3 months basically on our wits, we’re running out of
food, we’ve begun to hunt but animals have become scarce.
It may be time to
move to the forbidden lands
All: May the force be with you
Kyle XY: We’re gonna go around in a circle and just say our name and say how
the zombie apocalypse has affected us and what summer movie we are looking
forward to the most
All: May the force be with you
1st Mimsy: Hey, um, I was uh, formerly «IG89», and then I was «Sawyer's Gun
Stash» and now I am «The First Mimsy.»
And… (May the force be with you,
SSSHHHH, OK, Go ahead) Ok, it’s been rough, I’ve got to admit it’s been pretty
hard.
My Mother, god rest her soul, was eaten by zombies.
My brother was eaten
by zombies.
My father was eaten by zombies, they’re still living at the house
and I have not been able to get my Legend of the Overfiend DVDs out of my room.
Now, I ordered that on Amazon and it cost me $ 175, I haven’t been able to
masturbate to it and its been something I’ve been wanting to masturbate to
since I was 16 and I first saw it, I’m pissed
All: May the force be with you
MC Chris: Thats tough
Resident Stevil: Wait, Legend of the Overfiend?
1st Mimsy: Legend of the Overfiend
Resident Stevil: Just get La Blue Girl, La Blue Girl’s better
1st Mimsy: I don’t care, I’d rather wath the thing that I ordered
All: May the force be with you
Mr Shark: I am Jimmie, airquotes, «the Zombie» Stewart.
My new name is «Mr Shark.»
(May the force be with you, May the the force be with me)
Kyle XY: SSSHHH, You seriously have to lower your voice, we’re gonna die if
they hear you
MR Shark: I don’t… stipulate, I’m stipulating I want to call this the alleged
zombie apocalypse.
I still don’t think that zombies exist.
Ah, it’s impossible,
it’s against the laws of all logic and science (argument breaks out in a
whisper, 'we see them everyday') You see zombies like you see the 2 women
looking at each other, whereas it’s really just a picture of a vase,
and no zombies.
(I know what your talking about) And I’m looking forward to
the new Indiana Jones movie to verify my latest correct theory that the crystal
skull of Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull was in fact, the skull of Jar Jar
Binks, the Gungan from the movie Battlestar Galactica.
(May the force be with
you, argument breaks out 'that was Phantom Menace')
Resident Stevil: I’m formerly Jackie the Hut, and Roland of Cilliad (May the
Force be with you).
My new nickname is «Resident Stevil.»
(May the force be
with you) I think this has been hard on all of us, the hardest thing was going
back to my home to try to get supplies and finding my goddamn lying,
cheating wife and her fuck buddy, and they were both zombies, but they were
still fucking wailing on each other, they were just 69ing, in my bed, my 1,
600 dollar…(thats an expensive bed) sleep piece.
(Tempurpedic?
) Tempurpedic, nice bed.
Fucking whore, fucking zombie shit juice all over,
fucking disgusting.
I got to really tear them apart with the lawn mower.
(May the Force be with you, alleged zombie, alleged zombie, yes) And I’m
really looking forward to the Mummy 3, even though I thought the first 2 movies
and Scorpion King were both the fucking worst movies I’ve ever seen in my life
Darth of the Dead: You guys might know me as «Darth Chh Chha Dootico» or «Darth Chh Chaa Gracie.»
Now I’m known as «Darth of the Dead.»
(May the force be
with you, SSSHHHH!) The apocalypse has been very hard on me, I spent the first
3 weeks of the apocalypse by myself trapped inside of a shopping mall,
specifically the back room of a Spencer’s Gifts.
All I was able to subsist on
was edible underwear but I did find out, if you guys ever heard of,
zombies do not like fart spray, it wards them off.
(thoughtful murmurs) I have
to say that I’m very excited about the Dark Knight movie.
I’m hoping that if
any good comes out of this zombie apocalypse, hopefully Heath Ledger might rise
from his grave and reprise his role as the Joker in future Batman movies.
(Too soon!) Too Soon?
May the force be with you
When in Romero: My name was «Greedo 1977,» and then it was «Basement Safe,»
and now its «When in Romero.»
(May the force be with you. can you lower your
voice, lower your voice they’ll kill us!) I was very…
MC Chris: Hey I hear you guys up there!
(SSSSHHHHH!)
MC Chris: Hey, hey you guys!
(whispering, Chris? MC Chris? He looks like a zombie! A zombie!)
MC Chris: Throw down a rope ladder, let me climb up there, I wanna eat your
brains!
('You got blood coming out of your eyes!' 'you want to eat our brains?' 'Yeah!
Please!'
'then no, why would we let you do that?', 'that's ridiculous',
'thats a really fucked thing to ask us to do')
MC Chris: Guys, just throw down the rope ladder, let me come on up there,
sounds like your having fun
(murmuring 'abso- no way, its ridiculous you even ask us to do it,
why would we even do that, it makes no sense')
MC Chris: Just let me have some of your sodas, some of your beans.
Oh and I wanna eat your head, I can’t…
(Oh, now there you go, now we’re not gonna let you up)
MC Chris: I don’t know, pretense, I’m no good with it.
I just wanna get up there
(We were close to letting you up but we’re not letting you up cuz you’re gonna
eat our brains.)
(Look, What do you think Ironman is gonna be like, you think its gonna be ok?
discussion breaks out)
MC Chris: Well, I’m pretty excited about it because Samuel L. Jackson is gonna
play Nick Fury in both Incredible Hulk and the Ironman movie which kind of
opens up a, just a pandoras box of what could be in the Marvel universe
(You know what forget this, ok, this isn’t even worth having a conversation
about, I got some Salvia, lets smoke up some Salvia gang.
Smoking sounds,
'whhooa!
You don’t even know!)

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