| Now we’re going to launch our three contestants to the three corners of hell,
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| as soon as I press this button
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| Should I press this button?
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| YAAAAYYYYY!
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| Yeah! |
| The immediate viewer poll tells me press the button so I’m going to press.
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| this. |
| FUCKIN. |
| BUTTON! |
| BOOM! |
| PHEWWWWW! |
| YEAH! |
| Off they go rocketing at the speed
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| of thought into the three corners of hell. |
| They’re gone, they’ve started their
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| journey
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| But, as we all know, to chase and hunt them on the journey are, THE HUNTERS
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| OOOHHHH!
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| Here they come one by one, here’s
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| Scorpio
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| Tensular
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| Ringum Young
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| Jake «The Rake» Colby
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| Ricky Rack
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| Icestorm
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| Buspants
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| Fire Brigade
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| Cupid’s Devil
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| Little Winky
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| Jackulope
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| Snaps Pro
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| The Cunt Funtler
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| Chint
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| Mason Dixon
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| Happenstance
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| Running Toes
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| Facefuck
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| The German
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| Houstonoff
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| Lee Barbs the Fumen Crarmen
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| Taina Ray
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| Tanka Two
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| Magoa
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| The Phillipino Nino
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| Gravel
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| Snipperhead
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| The Chickman
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| Fuck Tackler
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| Kreliamite
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| The Terlminator
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| Smank
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| Ed Krelly
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| Fenton and the Whims
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| Prilosec
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| Jack Tuckman
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| Yulio
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| The Beemaster
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| Prant
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| Little Pinkman
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| Wiwo and Zeevo!
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| The Pululist
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| Snappy
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| Mouseman
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| Chive
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| The Salad Tosser
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| Marl
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| Chavon
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| Ugamu
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| The Pinkie
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| Imp
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| Lift Lockman
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| The Firemaster
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| The Gun Grunt
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| The Military Monkey
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| Suck Dickman
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| Little Willy
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| The Mafia
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| Jax
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| The Little Dipper
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| The Chinese Torch
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| Funk and Freak
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| Millie and the Bandits
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| The Raker
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| Smelly Cyrus
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| Hopper and the Rabbit Toe
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| Frelly
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| Zip
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| Zap
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| Mutt
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| Chit
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| Fit
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| Willy Willy
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| Louie Looeye
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| Sally Mae and Fannie Brick
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| Old Grandma
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| Brother Bear
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| Huggy Malone
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| Lucky Luigi
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| The Janitorial Staff and their mothers
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| The Jew
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| The Grabber
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| Meagan’s Law
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| Parp
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| Siddikwai
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| The Jamaican Bacon
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| The Reefer Runner
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| Hep Cat
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| The Biker Bunch and the Bag Ladies
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| Helmutt
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| Tatonka
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| Andre the Gyna
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| The Smiler
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| The Big Apple Jerkus
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| Fellati-WHAT
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| Iceman
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| Buzz
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| Electrofuck
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| Zappy the Shitman Cometh
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| The Queer
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| The Dandelion
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| The Laugher
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| El Kazoo
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| The Lamp
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| The Chairmaster
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| The Radiator
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| El Tablo
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| Rinky Runkman
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| The Public Speaker
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| The DVD Colleciton
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| The Fart
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| Drapes
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| Howard Zinn
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| The Condom
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| The Hippie
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| The Invisible Ma’am
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| The Finger Fucker
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| The Toothless Shithead
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| And… Mittie the Monkman Marty!
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| YAAAAYYYYY!
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| Yeah!
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| You’ve met your hunters. |
| Happy hunting hunters! |
| We release you now to the three
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| corners of hell, to kill those contestants! |
| Or, if not kill, subdue their souls
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| in the box of Na’arma’woreth for all of eternity. |
| I’ll be checking in
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| periodically through the show. |
| Enjoy, and remember, G T F OOOOOOOOOO!
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| All guests of GTFO stay at the wonderful Ramada-Hyatt resort in beautiful
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| downtown Los Angeles! |