Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Down on the Farm, artist - MC Chris. Date of issue: 27.11.2007
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Down on the Farm |
| It’s mc chris keep your head low |
| Stay in your car you better go home |
| Cause there’s nothin' but starch in the corn below |
| Gettin' down on the farm not on the down low |
| With a shovel and hoe you sold the land |
| With a burger and fries from the hotdog stand |
| Just the sun and a doobie and a farmers tan |
| Just an empty old barn and a bored rock band |
| Chillin at the seminole fucked up on tobacco |
| Kids dive in with Tom to go back home |
| Life’s a vacuum but here it’s wide open |
| While your busy mopin' I’m in the dark gropin' |
| Down on the farm motorcycles not mopeds |
| Dead old ladys not dreadlocked dead heads |
| Carburetor on the front lawn, lemonade on the porch |
| Luke was a farm boy before he used the force |
| word up |
| You don’t know who you are with your dope beats and your fat porsches |
| Name is mc chris I prefer back porches |
| Don’t try to file a case cause you got no sources |
| The laws on my side cause the law I enforces |
| On your stupid styles they’re just dumb |
| Tougher than leather your not tougher than my gun |
| Cause we hold our own out in the mid west |
| We don’t need gunin' law with him we’re not impressed |
| Don’t wanna run away like Wendy and Peter Pan |
| Call it the Bible belt I call it Neverland |
| Sippin' down chili dogs outside the Tastee Freeze |
| Diane sittin' on Jacky’s lap hands between his knees |
| Down on the farm with shoot the queen with a gun? |
| Don’t cause no harm just wanna have fun |
| Drink Pabst, race cars, maybe tip a cow |
| Down on the farm I’m down with a hoe down |
| Oh mc chris you’re so nice only 25 dollars |
| You say cowboy I say cow |
| If the shit goes down |
| If the shit goes down (better be ready) |
| If the shit goes down (better be ready) |
| If the shit goes down (better be ready) |
| If the shit goes down I got my six shooter |
| Get your ass outta town I’m a boosted roto rooter |
| More like Norman Bates unlike Uncle Jesse or Cooter |
| Name is mc chris I don’t miss now pass the buddha |
| Showdown at sundown Daisy Duke at my side |
| Honey says you don’t get shot I’m sure to be your bride |
| I replied hell yeah as the gun did decide |
| Sink into the soil as Black Bart grabbed his heart and died |
| There’s no way you’ll survive |